Helm auf - Hose runter (1980)
Oberst Punzono – Medizinprofessor und Leiter eines Militärkrankenhauses – ist nervlich total am Ende. Es wurmt ihn furchtbar, dass er, der Frauenheld, an einer entscheidenden Stelle zentimetermäßig zu kurz gekommen ist. Zu allem Überfluss begegnen ihm bei den täglichen Musterungen immer wieder “Supermänner”, die er nur ohnmächtig bewundern und beneiden kann. Und dann verliebt er sich auch noch in die schöne Professorin Eva, doch er traut sich nicht, sie anzumachen. Da hört er von einer neuen Operationsmethode, die Penis-Transplantationen ermöglicht: Schnell wird der “überreichlich” ausgestattete Arturo umoperiert und das Prachtstück bei Punzono angenäht. Nun steht einem Schäferstündchen mit der scharfen Eva nichts mehr im Wege – doch es kommt anders als geplant.
Der Regisseur:
Michele Massimo Tarantini
Die Autor:
Francesco Milizia, Michele Massimo Tarantini.
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Nadia Cassini as Dottoressa Eva Russell |
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Lino Banfi as Colonnello Anacleto Punzone |
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Alvaro Vitali as Arturo Mazzancolla |
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Malisa Longo as Giovanna Punzone |
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Bruno Minniti as Tenente Lancetti |
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Lucio Montanaro as Suor Fulgenzia |
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Enzo Andronico as Generale Mangiafuoco |
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Dino Cassio as Sergente |
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Thomas Rudy as Paziente |
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Luciano Amodio as Michele, il facchino dell'hotel |
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Valentino Simeoni as Suor Agnese |
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Salvatore Furnari as il nano presente nel sogno accanto a Mazzancolla |
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Maria Grazia Smaldone as Ragazza che bacia il nano |
| Directing | Michele Massimo Tarantini | Director |
| Production | Luciano Martino | Producer |
| Camera | Mario Vulpiani | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Francesco Milizia | Story |
| Writing | Francesco Milizia | Screenplay |
| Writing | Michele Massimo Tarantini | Screenplay |
| Sound | Franco Campanino | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Eugenio Alabiso | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Antonio Randaccio | Costume Design |
| Art | Adriana Bellone | Production Design |
| Production | Sergio Borelli | Production Manager |
| Production | Francesco Fantacci | Unit Manager |
| Production | Evi Farinelli | Unit Manager |
| Production | Raffaello Saragò | Administration |
| Production | Alberto Paluzzi | Production Secretary |
| Directing | Maria Pia Rocco | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Mirella Malatesta | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Claudio Morabito | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Filippo Neroni | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Francesco Narducci | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Raffaele De Luca | Sound |
| Sound | Angelo Amatulli | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Dino Di Maio | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Franco Schioppa | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Francesco Pratelli | Hairstylist |
| Art | Giovanfrancesco Fantacci | Assistant Production Design |
| Editing | Erminia Marani | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Paola Kuveiller | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Clary Mirolo | Seamstress |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mirella Pedetti | Seamstress |
| Sound | Franco Bassi | Sound Mixer |
| Crew | Paolo Ricci | Special Effects |
