Die Sportskanonen (1998)
Die beiden Freunde Joseph Coop und Doug Remer sind totale Versager, nicht nur im Leben, sondern auch was Sport anbetrifft. Weil sie beim Basketball immer schlapp machen, aber Korbwürfe beherrschen, erfinden sie eines Tages ein Spiel namens BASEketball: Wie der Name es schon verrät eine Mischung aus Basketball und den Regeln für Baseball. Anfangs spielen sie nur aus Spass in ihrer Nachbarschaft, doch die Zuschauer werden immer mehr zahlreicher und langsam interessieren sich auch die Medien für den neuen Sport. Schliesslich taucht ein Milliardär namens Ted Denslow auf, der Coop und Remer hilft eine Profi Basketball Liga auf die Beine zu stellen.
Der Regisseur:
David Zucker
Die Autor:
David Zucker, Robert LoCash, Lewis Friedman, Jeff Wright.
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Trey Parker as Joe Cooper |
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Matt Stone as Doug Remer |
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Dian Bachar as Squeak Scolari |
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Yasmine Bleeth as Jenna Reed |
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Jenny McCarthy as Yvette Denslow |
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Ernest Borgnine as Ted Denslow |
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Robert Vaughn as Baxter Cain |
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Trevor Einhorn as Joey Thomas |
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Bob Costas as Bob Costas |
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Al Michaels as Al Michaels |
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Robert Stack as Robert Stack |
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Reggie Jackson as Reggie Jackson |
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Dan Patrick as Dan Patrick |
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Kenny Mayne as Kenny Mayne |
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Tim McCarver as Tim McCarver |
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Pat O'Brien as Pat O'Brien |
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Jim Lampley as Jim Lampley |
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Dale Earnhardt as Dale Earnhardt |
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar |
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Victoria Silvstedt as Victoria Silvstedt |
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Reel Big Fish as Reel Big Fish |
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Curt Gowdy as World Series Announcer (voice) |
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Justin Chapman as Little Coop |
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Matt Murray as Little Remer |
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Mark Goodson as Dirk Jansen |
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Peter Navy Tuiasosopo as Ed Tuttle |
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Robert E. Lee as New Jersey Informant |
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Greg Grunberg as Wilke - New Jersey Informant |
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Paul Michael Robinson as Mime Psych-Out |
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Kevin Michael Richardson as Peripatetic Player |
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Micah McCain as Heather Kaiser |
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Cory Oliver as Brittany Kaiser |
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Keith Gibbs as Davis |
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Jayme Gallante as Redmond |
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Francis X. McCarthy as Dr. Kaiser |
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Blair Besten as Stephanie |
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Stanley G. Sawicki as Skidmark Steve |
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Bret Lewis as News Anchor |
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Richard Johnson as Referee |
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Joey Diaz as Referee |
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Michael Matthys as Referee |
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Jill Gascoine as Hospital Nurse |
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Charlotte Zucker as Surgery Nurse |
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John Fink as Surgeon |
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Kato Kaelin as Driveway Announcer |
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David Osokow as Driveway Player |
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Iqbal Theba as Factory Manager |
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Susan Breslau as Denslow's Niece Susan |
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Danielle Zucker as Inheritor |
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Maureen Ardolino as Inheritor |
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Andrew Herman as Cabbie |
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Jeff Wright as Fireman |
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Ray Xifo as Riverdance Referee |
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Titus Napoleon as Sumo Wrestler |
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Stephen McHattie as Narrator (voice) |
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Julie Dolan as Beer Barrel |
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Janeane Ardolino as Fan |
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Jeremy Breslau as Fan |
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Adam Lilling as Fan |
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Phoebe Lipkis as Fan |
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Alma Avery as Beers Cheerleader |
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Nancy Bates as Beers Cheerleader |
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Kelli Camarena as Beers Cheerleader |
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Brooke Morales as Beers Cheerleader |
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Heidi Schweizer as Beers Cheerleader |
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Jenifer Strovas as Beers Cheerleader |
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Andrea Wenzel as Beers Cheerleader |
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Michelle Boehle as Felons Cheerleader |
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Tani Kristiansen as Felons Cheerleader |
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Rebecca Lin as Felons Cheerleader |
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Jeanine Orci as Felons Cheerleader |
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Jessica Page as Felons Cheerleader |
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Raydeen Revilla as Felons Cheerleader |
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Chanel Ryan as Felons Cheerleader |
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Grant Baciocco as Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited) |
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Joanna Bloem as Woman in Hospital (uncredited) |
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Greg Bronson as Surgeon (uncredited) |
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Aaron Brooks as Fan (uncredited) |
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Mike Butters as Baseketball Referee (uncredited) |
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Krystal Cantrell as Fan (uncredited) |
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Cathy Carlson as Slacker (uncredited) |
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Troy Christian as Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited) |
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Dave Cox as Denslow's Assistant (uncredited) |
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Mia Crowe as Mimi Lee (uncredited) |
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Alan Doshna as Fan (uncredited) |
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Alexandra Ella as Horrified Fan (uncredited) |
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C.B. Spencer as Beers Ballgirl (uncredited) |
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Courtney Ford as Scoreboard Girl (uncredited) |
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John Forker as Fan (uncredited) |
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Maria Celeste Genitempo as Fan (uncredited) |
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Cameron Glenar as Fan (uncredited) |
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Lloyd Gordon as Umpire / Dancer (uncredited) |
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Casey Hendershot as Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited) |
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Charles Hough as LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Spencer Kayden as Outraged Fan (uncredited) |
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Brian Kirchoff as Reporter (uncredited) |
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Jessica Lee as Cheerleader (uncredited) |
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Shannon Malone as Cheerleader (uncredited) |
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Patrick McCracken as Watson (uncredited) |
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Karolyna Medina as Fan (uncredited) |
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Kelly Monaco as Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited) |
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Tom Muzila as Security Guard (uncredited) |
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Hiromi Nishiyama as Masseuse (uncredited) |
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Linda O'Neil as Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited) |
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Bridget Oberlin as Roswell Alien (uncredited) |
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Raphael Sbarge as Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited) |
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Michael Schmidt as Grumsky (uncredited) |
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Rick Solis as Baseketball Fan (uncredited) |
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Dylan Tarason as Maxwell (uncredited) |
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David Zucker as Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited) |
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Matt Sloan as Darcy |
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Michael Garvey as San Antonio Defender |
| Directing | David Zucker | Director |
| Writing | David Zucker | Screenplay |
| Writing | Robert LoCash | Screenplay |
| Writing | Lewis Friedman | Screenplay |
| Writing | Jeff Wright | Screenplay |
| Production | Cleve Landsberg | Executive Producer |
| Production | Robert LoCash | Producer |
| Production | Gil Netter | Producer |
| Production | David Zucker | Producer |
| Sound | Ira Newborn | Original Music Composer |
| Crew | Anita Hart | Stunts |
| Editing | Jeffrey Reiner | Editor |
| Art | Steven J. Jordan | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Adair | Costume Design |
| Camera | Steve Mason | Director of Photography |
| Crew | David Leitch | Stunts |
| Crew | Eurlyne Epper | Stunts |
| Production | Jeff Wright | Co-Producer |
| Production | Kathryn Takis | Associate Producer |
| Production | Libby Goldstein | Casting |
| Production | Junie Lowry-Johnson | Casting |
| Production | Katy Wallin | Casting |
| Art | William Hiney | Art Direction |
| Art | Anne D. McCulley | Set Decoration |
| Directing | Jeffrey Reiner | Second Unit Director |
| Production | Cleve Landsberg | Unit Production Manager |
| Crew | Monty Cox | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Mike Butters | Stunts |
| Crew | Deep Roy | Stunts |
| Lighting | Chris Ahern | Electrician |
| Crew | Rick Avery | Stunts |
| Crew | Joni Avery | Stunts |
| Crew | Bob Herron | Stunts |
| Crew | Hugh Aodh O'Brien | Stunts |
| Crew | Gary Littlejohn | Stunts |
| Directing | Lisa Demaine | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Rebecca Strickland | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Faith Conroy | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Richard Saxton | Thanks |
| Crew | Miranda Garrison | Choreographer |
| Sound | Hank Garfield | Sound Mixer |
| Lighting | Steven C. McGee | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Kevin J. Lang | Rigging Gaffer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nena Smarz | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Beth Miller | Key Hair Stylist |
| Crew | David P. Kelsey | Special Effects |
| Editing | Carter DeHaven | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Mark Bourgeois | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Aaron Brock | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Calvin Wimmer | Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Jeff Case | Key Grip |
| Camera | Aaron Pazanti | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Aaron Pazanti | Steadicam Operator |
