Der kleine Scheisser (2003)
Simon Variot ist ein gescheiterter Architekt. Als er dann eines Tages an der Baustelle für ein neues Museum vorbeikommt, entdeckt er auf den Bautafeln seinen Entwurf für das Museum und ist der Überzeugung, dass der Großunternehmer Vincent Porel ihm seinen Entwurf gestohlen hat. Wutentbrand stürmt Variot in das Bürogebäude von Porel und wird kurz darauf in Begleitung der Wachmänner rauseskortiert. Durch einen unglücklichen Zufall wird Variot dann Opfer eines Verkehrsunfalls. Der Unfallfahrer ist zufälligerweise Porel und bevor Variot stirbt, schwört er Rache. Porel macht sich nach dem Unfall auf dem Weg ins Krankenhaus um seiner Frau Chrystèle bei der Geburt des gemeinsamen Sohnes “Junior” beizustehen. Die Geburt klappt auch wunderbar, allerdings handelt es sich bei “Junior” um den wiedergeborenen Simon Variot, der von nun an den beiden Eltern das Leben zur Hölle macht um sich so an Vincent Porel für sein schlechtes Verhalten zu rächen.
Der Regisseur:
Patrick Alessandrin
Die Autor:
Laurent Chouchan, Patrick Alessandrin.
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Thierry Lhermitte as Vincent Porel |
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Ophélie Winter as Chrystèle |
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Clémentine Célarié as Beatrice |
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Maria Pacôme as Belle-maman |
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Michel Muller as Simon Variot |
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Leonor Watling as Leonor |
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François Levantal as Freddy |
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Thaïs Alessandrin as Petite fille |
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Jean-Marie Winling as Docteur Edouard |
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Debora Khan as Hôtesse Bureau Porel #1 |
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Eric Cornet as Clochard |
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Espérance Pham Thai Lan as La traductrice |
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France Bargain as Hôtesse Bureau Porel #2 |
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Jean-Paul Sermadiras as Vigile #1 |
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Roger To Thanh Hien as Nguyen Van Tam |
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Sylvie Vandeputte as Secrétaire Porel |
| Directing | Patrick Alessandrin | Director |
| Writing | Laurent Chouchan | Scenario Writer |
| Production | Mate Cantero | Co-Producer |
| Production | Manuel Munz | Producer |
| Production | Arancha Solís | Production Assistant |
| Production | Alicia Tellería | Line Producer |
| Sound | Loïc Dury | Music |
| Sound | Loïc Dury | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Christophe Minck | Music |
| Sound | Christophe Minck | Original Music Composer |
| Crew | Javier Aguirresarobe | Cinematography |
| Camera | Javier Aguirresarobe | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Yann Malcor | Editor |
| Production | Nicolas Ronchi | Casting |
| Art | Alain Baineé | Set Decoration |
| Art | Iñigo Navarro | Art Direction |
| Art | Catherine Jarrier-Prieur | Props |
| Costume & Make-Up | Brigitte Nierhaus | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lourdes Briones | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Agnès Tassel | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eric G. Thivierge | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Production | Georges Barrier-Carron | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Production | Guy Courtecuisse | Post Producer |
| Production | Gilles Loutfi | Production Manager |
| Production | Gilles Monnier | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Directing | Pascal Guerin | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Laure Prévost | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Stéphane Talagrand | Third Assistant Director |
| Art | Benoît Dindinaud | Graphic Designer |
| Art | Jérémie Lemoine | Art Department Assistant |
| Crew | Pau Costa | Special Effects Technician |
| Sound | Samuel Cohen | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Olivier Dô Hùu | Sound Technical Supervisor |
| Sound | Éric Grattepain | Foley Artist |
| Production | Fabien Kharat | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Michel Kharat | Sound |
| Sound | Laurent Kossayan | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Raphaël Sohier | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Yannick Vergne | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Benjamin Viau | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Jean-Alexandre Villemer | Sound Recordist |
| Crew | Daniel Vérité | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Nuria González | Extras Casting |
| Production | Violaine Hallier | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elsa Soustre | Costumer |
| Art | Stéphane Talagrand | Location Scout |
| Crew | Christelle Didier | Post Production Assistant |
| Editing | Yseult Huret | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Christine Lucas Navarro | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Philippe Avril | Recording Supervision |
| Sound | Christophe Chassol | Orchestrator |
| Crew | Monte Christo | Executive Music Producer |
| Sound | Laurent Levesque | Music Arranger |
| Sound | Yannick Vergne | Music Editor |
| Directing | Marie-Thérèse Prunier | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Maria Carrera | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Caroline Vandenbussche | Production Assistant |
| Production | Cristina Bolós | Accountant |
| Production | Annie Devolder | Accountant |
| Art | Loïc Chavanon | Property Master |
| Art | Javier López Antía | Property Master |
| Production | Yann Nerot | Administration |
| Writing | Laurent Chouchan | Writer |
| Crew | Laurent Chouchan | Script |
| Writing | Laurent Chouchan | Idea |
| Writing | Laurent Chouchan | Story |
| Writing | Laurent Chouchan | Screenplay |
| Writing | Patrick Alessandrin | Idea |
| Writing | Patrick Alessandrin | Writer |
| Writing | Patrick Alessandrin | Story |
| Writing | Patrick Alessandrin | Screenplay |
| Crew | Patrick Alessandrin | Script |
| Writing | Patrick Alessandrin | Scenario Writer |
| Camera | Patrick Alessandrin | Camera Operator |
| Crew | Celia Benavent | Video Assist Operator |
| Camera | Pedro Doblado de Andrés | Camera Trainee |
| Camera | Émilie de la Hosseraye | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Sébastien Leclercq | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Vincent Plaidy | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Ramiro Sabell | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Sonia Sieff | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Jean-Baptiste Thibaud | Steadicam Operator |
| Visual Effects | François-Xavier Aubague | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Luc Augereau | Visual Effects Producer |
| Art | Christophe Belena | Painter |
| Art | Kevin Berger | Set Supervisor |
| Production | Séverine De Wever | Production Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Berengere Dominguez | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Olivier Dumont | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Bruno Etchepare | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Arnaud Fouquet | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | David François | Digital Compositor |
| Visual Effects | Mathilde Germi | Digital Compositor |
| Visual Effects | Olivier Gilbert | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Thibaut Granier | Digital Compositor |
| Visual Effects | Christian Guillon | Visual Effects Producer |
| Visual Effects | Sonia Holst | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Art | Abdel Ali Kassou | Painter |
| Visual Effects | Yoan Lepesme | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Laurent Makowski | Digital Compositor |
| Art | Pierre Michel-Estival | Title Designer |
| Visual Effects | Julien Rousseau | Digital Compositor |
| Visual Effects | Jean-Francois Theault | Digital Compositor |
| Visual Effects | Daniel Trujillo | Compositing Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Olivier Veau | Digital Compositor |