Screwball Hotel (1988)
Three boys drop out of military school. They get jobs working at a hotel, but it's about to go under. They decide to help the owner raise enough money to stay in business. They prove that sex sells by holding "Miss Purity Pageant" starring some of the females staying at the hotel.
Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Writers:
B.K. Roderick, Charlie Wiener, Nick Holeris, Phil Kueber.
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Michael Bendetti as Mike |
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Andrew Zeller as Herbie |
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Jeff Greenman as Norman |
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Corinne Wahl as Cherry Amour |
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Charles Ballinger as Mr. Stoner |
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Ishah Laurah Wright as Miss Walsh |
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Lori Deann Pallett as Candy |
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Theresa Bell as Mrs. Perkins |
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Jack Dillard as Mr. Spaulding |
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Tina Bayne as Mrs. Abercombie |
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Kelly Monteith as Mr. Ebell |
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Richard Norris as Sam Morgan |
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Peter Bellnier as Mr. Ferguson |
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Violet I. Turo as Sweet Old Lady |
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Tom Sobeck as Mafia Man No. 1 |
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Greg Cory as Mafia Man No. 2 |
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Johnny Cole as Commanding Officer |
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Robert Howayeck as Arab |
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Phil King as Bill Collector |
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Gianna Amore as Mary Beth |
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Laura Lewis as Tammy |
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Renee Shugart as Blue Bell |
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Andi Bruce as Bobbi Jo |
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Patricia Hamilton as Chastity |
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Dianne Turgeon as Elaine |
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Jack Lam as Juan |
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Phil Prince as Mysterious Man |
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Katarina Bailot as Lisa Morgan |
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Patrick Thomas as Preppie |
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Victor McKinney as Pianist |
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Allison Bibicoff as Restaurant Patron |
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Barbara Lipnick as Nun |
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Lisa Bradford-Aiton as Punk Singer |
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Leslie Smith as Dancer No. 1 |
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Gabriella Malonee as Dancer No. 2 |
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Traci London as Dancer No. 3 |
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Dennis James-Morgan as Chef Rene |
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Lisa Penny as Pageant Girl |
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Monica Hemness as Pageant Girl |
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Diana Rossi as Pageant Girl |
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Shawn Rochelle as Pageant Girl |
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Adriana Smith as Pageant Girl |
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Pamela Jackson as Pageant Girl |
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Sherry Blake as Pageant Girl |
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Gail Ray as Pageant Girl |
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Laurie Scott as Pageant Girl |
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Elizabeth Toomey as Pageant Girl |
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Rhonda Pursley as Pageant Girl |
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Nanette Callahan as Pageant Girl |
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Leigh Anderson as Pageant Girl |
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Laurie Hanna as Pageant Girl |
| Production | Robert Patterson | Executive Producer |
| Writing | B.K. Roderick | Screenplay |
| Art | Naomi Shohan | Production Design |
| Editing | Joe Tornatore | Editor |
| Production | Dennis Gallegos | Casting |
| Writing | Charlie Wiener | Screenplay |
| Sound | Nathan Wang | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Thomas F. Denove | Director of Photography |
| Production | Joseph Garofalo | Executive Producer |
| Production | Debi Davis | Associate Producer |
| Production | Maurice Smith | Producer |
| Crew | Sam Kaufman | Additional Writing |
| Writing | Nick Holeris | Screenplay |
| Production | Terrea Smith | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jon Brewer | Executive Producer |
| Writing | Phil Kueber | Screenplay |
| Directing | Rafal Zielinski | Director |
| Production | Joe Tornatore | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Art | Annette Mason | Set Dresser |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kirsten Lindsay | Assistant Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Soledad Gandos | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Camera | John Chickanis | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | John Weiss | Costume Design |
| Crew | Bruce E. Merlin | Special Effects |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tania Orol | Assistant Hairstylist |
| Production | Toni Ellis | Production Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mayte Nardo | Hair Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ellen Holbrook | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Richard Dwan Jr. | Sound Effects Editor |
| Production | Gregory Corarito | Production Manager |
| Directing | Lee Gladstone | Second Assistant Director |
| Camera | Saki Van Zyl | Grip |
| Art | Carter Cullen | Assistant Art Director |
| Directing | Jim Van Voris | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Kevin Cunningham | Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | Nicklas Farrantello | Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Alexandra Klaric | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maribel Oses | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Jack W. Schoengarth | Music Editor |
| Art | Henriette Christensen | Set Dresser |
| Art | Joe Rinaldi | Assistant Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jamie France | Assistant Hairstylist |
| Editing | Gladys Vega | Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Kevin Chickanis | Dolly Grip |
| Art | Frank LeMaire | Set Dresser |
| Art | Marc A. Paneque | Assistant Set Dresser |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daniel Santiago | Costume Designer |
| Crew | John Borsseau | Special Effects |
| Camera | Gerard Stout | Still Photographer |
| Camera | George MOnteiro | Camera Operator |
| Art | Michael G. Nolan | Assistant Property Master |
| Sound | Marvin Kerner | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Camera | Robert Wolf | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Emil A. Leto | Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Tim Mozer | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Directing | Blaine W. Parker Jr. | Third Assistant Director |
| Lighting | Greg Patterson | Gaffer |
| Crew | June Becker | Choreographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ian Appel | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Guillermo Abraham | Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Tom Colucci | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Bill Brennan | Boom Operator |
| Directing | Nancy Karlin | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Michael Fowler | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julie Weintraub | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Andy Clapp | Key Grip |