The Terror with Cross-Eyes (1972)
To gain fame quickly - three actors - Mino, Giacinto and Mirella, stage a fake murder (Mirella is the "victim"), then plan to find the "body" at the most opportune moment. Unfortunately, a real murder takes place in Mirella's apartment when a young woman named Margaret is killed. Having left abundant clues to the fake murder, Mino and Giacinto realise the only way to save themselves from jail is to find Margaret's killer. Despite the intrusions of a stupid police inspector, the two men discover she was killed by a mysterious "organization". Although every witness they try to question is killed by a hitman, they eventually unravel the mystery...
Director:
Steno
Writers:
Raimondo Vianello, Giulio Scarnicci, Steno.
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Enrico Montesano as Mino Orlandi |
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Alighiero Noschese as Giacinto Puddu |
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Francis Blanche as Commissioner Pigna |
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Isabella Biagini as Mirella Trombetti |
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Lino Banfi as Vice Commissioner Magli |
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María Baxa as Margaretha |
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Luca Sportelli as Director |
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Francesco Mulè as Quaestor |
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Daniele Vargas as José |
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Umberto Raho as Jean-Pierre, murderer |
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Valentino Macchi as speaker TV |
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Nello Pazzafini as Ivan |
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Mimmo Poli as Barman al party |
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Bruno Bertocci as |
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Lino Coletta as |
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Marcella Di Falco as Gangster |
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Gildo Di Marco as Gangster |
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Isabelle Marchall as Motorcyclist |
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Mario Pedone as |
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Gastone Pescucci as Taxi driver |
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Ada Pometti as RAI TV Employee |
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Luciano Rossi as Gangster |
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Maria Tedeschi as Party guest |
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Renato Dorascenzi as Usher (uncredited) |
| Camera | Giuseppe Ruzzolini | Director of Photography |
| Art | Alberto Boccianti | Production Design |
| Production | Dino De Laurentiis | Producer |
| Sound | Franco Tamponi | Conductor |
| Writing | Raimondo Vianello | Screenplay |
| Directing | Mario Forges Davanzati | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Roberto Forges Davanzati | Assistant Camera |
| Writing | Giulio Scarnicci | Story |
| Writing | Giulio Scarnicci | Screenplay |
| Sound | Guido De Angelis | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Raimondo Vianello | Story |
| Sound | Maurizio De Angelis | Original Music Composer |
| Directing | Steno | Director |
| Writing | Steno | Screenplay |
| Editing | Tatiana Casini Morigi | Editor |