Small Time Crooks (2000)
A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.
Director: Woody Allen
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Woody Allen as Ray |
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Tracey Ullman as Frenchy |
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Michael Rapaport as Denny |
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Tony Darrow as Tommy |
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Jon Lovitz as Benny |
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Hugh Grant as David |
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Elaine May as May |
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Sam Josepher as Real Estate Agent |
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Lawrence Howard Levy as Dynamite Dealer |
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Brian Markinson as Cop |
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Steve Kroft as Himself |
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Elaine Stritch as Chi Chi Potter |
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Carolyn Saxon as Candy Salesperson |
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Bill Gerber as Cookie Store Customer |
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Diane Bradley as Cookie Store Customer |
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Crystal Field as Cookie Store Customer |
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Cindy Carver as Cookie Store Customer |
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Laurine Towler as Cookie Store Customer |
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Olivia Hayman as Cookie Store Customer |
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Fanda Nikic as Cookie Store Customer |
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Ray Garvey as Cookie Store Customer |
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Dana Tyler as TV News Reporter |
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Larry Pine as Charles Bailey |
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Brian McConnachie as Paul Milton |
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Riccardo Bertoni as Winklers' Butler |
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Isaac Mizrahi as Winklers' Chef |
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Kristine Nielsen as Emily Bailey |
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Julie Lund as Linda Rhinelander |
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Teri Black as Winkler Party Guest |
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John Doumanian as Winkler Party Guest |
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Phyllis Burdoe as Winkler Party Guest |
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Maurice Sonnenberg as Garth Steinway |
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Richard Mawe as Anthony Gwynne |
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Karla Wolfangle as Modern Dance Performer |
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Rob Besserer as Modern Dance Performer |
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Frank Wood as Oliver |
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Ruth Laredo as Concert Pianist |
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Julie Halston as Concert Party Guest |
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Anthony Sinopoli as Frenchy's Chauffeur |
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Jesse Levy as Church Cellist |
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Josephine Calabrese as Churchgoer |
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Cindy Wilks as Churchgoer |
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Trevor Moran as Churchgoer |
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Peter McRobbie as Frenchy's Lawyer |
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Douglas McGrath as Frenchy's Lawyer |
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Howard Erskine as Langston Potter |
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Christine Pipgras as Potter Party Guest |
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Nick Garfinkle as Potter Party Guest |
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Kenneth Edelson as Potter Party Guest |
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Ira Wheeler as Potter Party Guest |
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William Hill as Potter Party Guest |
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Ramsey Faragallah as Potters' Waiter |
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Scotty Bloch as Edgar's Wife |
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George Grizzard as George Blint |
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Marvin Chatinover as Dr. Henske |
| Directing | Woody Allen | Director |
| Production | Jean Doumanian | Producer |
| Production | J.E. Beaucaire | Executive Producer |
| Camera | Zhao Fei | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Alisa Lepselter | Editor |
| Production | Juliet Taylor | Casting |
| Art | Santo Loquasto | Production Design |
| Production | Laura Rosenthal | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Suzanne McCabe | Costume Design |
| Art | Tom Warren | Art Direction |
| Art | Jessica Lanier | Set Decoration |
| Writing | Woody Allen | Writer |
| Sound | Gary Alper | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Lee Dichter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Robert Hein | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Production | Helen Robin | Co-Producer |
| Production | Jack Rollins | Co-Executive Producer |
| Production | Charles H. Joffe | Co-Executive Producer |
| Production | Letty Aronson | Co-Executive Producer |
| Production | Helen Robin | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Richard Patrick | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Paul F. Bernard | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Mara Hade Connolly | Production Supervisor |
| Production | Drew Dillard | Location Manager |
| Production | Pietro Lorino, Jr. | Production Accountant |
| Production | Janice Williams | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Kay Chapin | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Patricia Kerrigan DiCerto | Casting Associate |
| Production | Tom Yeager | Assistant Location Manager |
| Art | Christie Mullen | Location Scout |
| Art | Kim Noble | Location Scout |
| Production | Abby Bailey | Assistant Accountant |
| Production | April Merl | Payroll Accountant |
| Production | Meredith Cohen | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Sarah Allentuch | Casting Assistant |
| Art | Daniel K. Grosso | Leadman |
| Art | Glenn Lloyd | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Jessica A. Milstein | Set Decorating Coordinator |
| Art | Christian Halac | Art Department Assistant |
| Camera | Michael Green | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Gary Muller | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | David E. Baron | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | A. Lee Morris | Camera Loader |
| Camera | John Clifford | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Marc-Jon Sullivan | Boom Operator |
| Art | Peter Gelfman | Property Master |
| Art | Robin McAllister | Assistant Property Master |
| Camera | George Patsos | Key Grip |
| Camera | Billy Patsos | Best Boy Grip |
| Lighting | Michael Proscia Jr. | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Jack Coffen | Best Boy Electric |
| Crew | Ron Ottesen | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Crew | John Ottesen | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Art | Ron Petagna Sr. | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Frank Didio | Head Carpenter |
| Costume & Make-Up | Susan Carrano | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Melissa Stanton | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Thomas Stokes | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Adkins | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rosemary Lepre Forman | Costume Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rosemary Zurlo | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dina Doll | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Werner Sherer | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Milton Buras | Hairstylist |
| Editing | Sara Corrigan | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Sheri Bylander | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Michelle Botticelli | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Carl Turnquest | Projection |
| Sound | Bradford L. Hohle | Dolby Consultant |
| Sound | Sylvia Menno | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Glenfield Payne | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Gisburg Smialek | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Anne Pope | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | George A. Lara | Foley Recording Engineer |
| Sound | Frank Kern | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Kam Chan | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Marko Costanzo | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Jay Peck | Foley Artist |
| Crew | Peter Tavis | Transportation Captain |
| Crew | John Mulligan | Transportation Co-Captain |
| Crew | Debora Fearon | Craft Service |
| Art | Ray Fisher | Leadman |