Ophelia Learns To Swim (2000)
A comedy about a wimpy bimbo conflicted about her loyalty to a group of broke environmental Superheroines (The Broom Witch, The Librarian, Mother Nature, The Chocolatier) versus their wealthy villainous counterparts (Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher) who run an advertising agency that promotes carcinogenic products for women.
Director: Jurgen Vsych
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Julia Lee as Ophelia |
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Lauren Birkell as The Broom Witch |
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Camille Langfield as Tina |
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Jennifer Massey as The Doucher |
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Hilary Shepard as Virginia Svelte |
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Dian Kobayashi as The Librarian |
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LaVonne Rae Andrews as Mother Nature |
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Sybil Azur as Cosmetic Chick |
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Alexa Sheehan as The Cop |
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Tony Ketcham as Ophelia's Dad |
| Directing | Alexa Sheehan | First Assistant Director |
| Writing | Jurgen Vsych | Writer |
| Directing | Jurgen Vsych | Director |