Stealing Rembrandt (2003)
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Director:
Jannik Johansen
Writers:
Anders Thomas Jensen, Jannik Johansen.
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Lars Brygmann as Mick |
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Jakob Cedergren as Tom |
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Kenneth |
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Nicolas Bro as Jimmy |
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Sonja Richter as Trine |
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Søren Pilmark as Bæk |
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Gordon Kennedy as Christian |
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Paprika Steen as Charlotte |
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Ulf Pilgaard as Flemming |
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Thomas W. Gabrielsson as Erik |
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Ole Ernst as Frank |
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Nikolaj Lie Kaas as Carsten |
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Patrick O'Kane as Nigel |
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Martin Wenner as Toby |
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Søren Poppel as Allan Rocker |
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Michael Fabricius Sand as Johansen |
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John Martinus as Kustode |
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Niels Andersen as Museumsdirektør |
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Jeppe Kaas as Kriminalassistent |
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Mogens Holm as Tysk chauffør |
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Anne Sofie Espersen as Bartender |
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Søren Thomsen as Ældre fængselsbetjent |
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Merete Nørgaard as Kvindelig fængselsbetjent |
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Lars Phister as Yngre fængselsbetjent |
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Thomas Gammeltoft as Vagabond |
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David Bateson as Stor mand |
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Kenth Rosenberg as Stor mand |
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Toshihito Inoue as Japaner |
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Morten Lundholm as Japanerens håndlanger |
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Yuesong Fan as Japanerens håndlanger |
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Asger Gottlieb as Hollænder |
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Lotte Mejlhede as Nyhedsoplæser |
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Lasse Rimmer as Jeopardy vært |
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Pascal Lubrano as Pornomodel |
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Paw Eriksen as Pornomodel |
| Directing | Jannik Johansen | Director |
| Writing | Anders Thomas Jensen | Screenplay |
| Writing | Jannik Johansen | Screenplay |
| Production | Thomas Gammeltoft | Producer |
| Sound | Antony Genn | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Eric Kress | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Per K. Kirkegaard | Editor |
| Production | Lene Bausager | Producer |
| Production | Lene Bausager | Co-Producer |
| Production | Christel C.D. Karlsen | Line Producer |
| Camera | Eric Kress | Camera Operator |
| Art | Peter De Neergaard | Production Design |
| Sound | Jeremy Price | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Nino Jacobsen | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Morten Degnbol | Sound |
| Directing | Eigil Jacobsen | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Niels Pedersen | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Claus Willadsen | Production Manager |
| Production | Janni Helleskov | Location Coordinator |
| Production | Winnie Li | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Joan Koberg | Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Manon Rasmussen | Key Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rikke Korfix | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lis Louis | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Soile Ludjoi | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Claus Rosenløv Jensen | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Søren Pedersen | Clapper Loader |
| Directing | Stine Monty Freddie | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Rolf Konow | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Michael Wils | Gaffer |
| Camera | Mikael Kort Kristensen | Grip |
| Camera | Mike Tiverios | Steadicam Operator |
| Sound | Lars Lund | Sound |
| Editing | Anja Farsig | Editor |
| Editing | Kaspar Astrup Schröder | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Stig Günther | Stunts |
| Production | Anja Philip | Casting |
| Production | Tove Jystrup | Post Production Coordinator |
| Production | Janni Helleskov | Post Production Coordinator |