All on Account of Checkers (1912)
Smith & Smith, publishers, in a letter, notify Professor Bernard that they will accept his latest story if he will alter the enclosed paragraph: "Marry me and I will do away with my wife as I did her father." The absent-minded professor leaves this paragraph on his study table while he goes to the store to secure some cloth for his wife. The Professor, however, is very absent-minded, and forgets his mission when he meets a group of firemen who induce him to play a game of checkers. In the meantime, Ellen, the cook, is having her troubles with the butcher boy, who brings liver instead of chops, as ordered.
Director: Otis Thayer
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Harry Lonsdale as Professor Bernard |
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Rex De Rosselli as Sam - the Butcher Boy |
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Lafe McKee as Sam - a Fireman |
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William Stowell as The Sergeant of Police |
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Jessie Stewart as Mrs. Bernard - the Professor's Wife |
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Mattie Fitzgerald as Ellen - the Cook |
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Frank Maish as Bates - the Friend's Chauffeur |
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Edgar G. Wynn as Jackson - the Friend's Servant |
| Directing | Otis Thayer | Director |
| Writing | William V. Mong | Writer |