No Census, No Feeling (1940)
The stooges get jobs as census takers and wind up in a fancy mansion looking for people to survey. Moe and Larry are recruited to join a bridge game, while Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes. The boys next try to take the census at a football stadium. They disguise themselves as players and wind up in the middle of the game. Curly runs off with the ball and all the other players in pursuit.
Director: Del Lord
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Curly Howard as Curly |
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Moe Howard as Moe |
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Larry Fine as Larry |
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Bruce Bennett as Football Player #20 (uncredited) |
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Max Davidson as Storekeeper (uncredited) |
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Symona Boniface as Bridge Party Hostess (uncredited) |
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Frank Mills as Stadium Guard (uncredited) |
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John Tyrrell as Napping Man (uncredited) |
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Ellinor Vanderveer as Bridge Player (uncredited) |
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Bert Young as Referee (uncredited) |
| Writing | Elwood Ullman | Story |
| Writing | Harry Edwards | Story |
| Directing | Del Lord | Director |
| Crew | Lucien Ballard | Cinematography |
| Production | Del Lord | Producer |
| Production | Hugh McCollum | Producer |
| Editing | Art Seid | Editor |