The Sexual Life of the Belgians (1994)
Jan Bucquoy narrates the story of his sexual life to age 28, imagining his conception (parents drunk, the encounter lasting ten seconds) and reporting his first orgasm (at the hands of Eddy, in a beach-side caravan, as they watch Laurel and Hardy), his comparative experiences with girls, and his move from Harelbeck to Brussels. There he meets Greta, bartender at a Bohemian cafe, who teaches him the Kama Sutra, the naked Esther, who reads him stories, and Thérèse, his wife for three years. They split after two children; he moves to a small flat, writes pornography to pay the bills, works sporadically on a novel, espouses anarchism, and meets more women. His self-confidence grows.
Director: Jan Bucquoy
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Jean-Henri Compère as Jan Bucquoy |
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Noe Francq as Jan Bucquoy as a child |
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Isabelle Legros as Noella Bucquoy (mother) |
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Sophie Schneider as Therese |
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Jacques Druaux as Jerome Bucquoy (father) |
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Sacha Jacques as Jan Bucquoy as a baby |
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Boris Bucquoy as Jan Bucquoy age 2 |
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Pascale Binnert as Ariane Bucquoy |
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Michel Angely as Greengrocer |
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Michele Shor as Aunt Martha |
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Stefan Lernous as Eddy |
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Georgette Stulens as Eddy's mother |
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Raymond Vandersmissen as Eddy's father |
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Anne-Marie Polster as Esther |
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Agathe Cornez as Daisy |
| Writing | Jan Bucquoy | Writer |
| Directing | Jan Bucquoy | Director |