Frozen Assets (1992)
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Director: George T. Miller
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Shelley Long as Dr. Grace Murdock |
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Corbin Bernsen as Zach Shepard |
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Teri Copley as Peaches |
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Larry Miller as Newton Patterson |
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Dody Goodman as Mrs. Patterson |
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Jeanne Cooper as Zach Shepard's mother |
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Jenifer Lewis as Jomisha |
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Paul Sand as McTaggert |
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Gerrit Graham as Lewis Crandall |
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John Asher as Bobby Murdock |
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Matt Clark as J.F. Hughes |
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Gloria Camden as Gloria the Madam |
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John Bloom as Ed Walker |
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Sara Ballantine as Valentine |
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Gary Basey as Clarence |
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Lindsey Hutchison as Cheerleader |
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Michelle Guthrie as Sheila |
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Dal McKennon as Stud of the Year Octogenarian |
| Directing | George T. Miller | Director |
| Art | Dorian Vernacchio | Production Design |
| Art | Deborah Raymond | Production Design |
| Art | Caroline Perzan | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sandra Culotta | Costume Design |
| Production | Don Klein | Producer |
| Production | Howard Lam | Associate Producer |
| Writing | Tom Kartozian | Writer |
| Editing | Larry Bock | Editor |
| Writing | Don Klein | Writer |
| Production | Harvey A. Bookstein | Executive Producer |
| Production | Tony Amatullo | Line Producer |
| Sound | Michael Tavera | Music |
| Camera | Geza Sinkovics | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Ronald M. Lautore | Director of Photography |
| Production | Lee Imperial | Associate Producer |