Life's Better Protected (2022)
Over budget and out of money to finish an animated film, an eccentric, cannoli-deprived film producer must salvage what footage he can and pawn it off as a condom commercial in hopes of recouping his losses and saving his film company from going bankrupt.
Director: Robert Patriarca
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Robert Bizik as Santa Claus |
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Joseph D'Onofrio as The Producer |
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Alana Fu as The Accountant |
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Tammy Jean as The Intern |
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Ren Parker as Skateboarder |
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Marcie Ryan as Sugar |
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Sean Sanczel as The Chef |
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Michael A. Stahler as The Assistant |
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Mike Starr as The Casting Director |
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Brian Anthony Wilson as The Narrator |
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Mala Wright as Mrs. Claus |
| Camera | Anna Panutsa | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Ren Parker | Sound Mixer |
| Editing | Robert Patriarca | Editor |
| Crew | Robert Bizik | Thanks |
| Directing | Robert Patriarca | Director |
| Production | Robert Patriarca | Producer |
| Writing | Robert Patriarca | Writer |
| Production | Robert Bizik | Associate Producer |
| Crew | Allan Kobernick | Thanks |
| Visual Effects | Sean Sanczel | Animation |
| Crew | Ren Parker | Thanks |