The Problem with Fiber Optics (2005)
ComedyFantasyRomanceScience Fiction
Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.
Director: Greg Jardin
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Ptolemy Slocum as Sheldon Bemis |
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Amy Temple as Josephine Callaway |
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Catherine Gray as Sylvia Bemis |
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Jenna Lee as Vivian Vindechet |
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Kurt Kuersteiner as Dr. Harry Wurzheimer |
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Bruce Taylor as Walden Krausse |
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Buzz Bryan as Young Sheldon |
| Editing | Shannon Gregory | Editor |
| Directing | Mitch Fowler | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Bryan Yokomi | Second Assistant Director |
| Camera | Steve Acevedo | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Patrick Alexander | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Jennifer Arzt | First Assistant Camera |
| Directing | Greg Jardin | Director |
| Writing | Greg Jardin | Writer |
| Production | Shannon Gregory | Producer |
| Sound | Matt Mariano | Music |
| Crew | Rob Muraskin | Cinematography |
| Production | Evan McNary | Casting |
| Art | Daniel Villa de Rey | Production Design |
| Art | Asa Donat | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gillian Zwick | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Gallaher | Makeup Effects Designer |
| Editing | Greg Jardin | Editor |