Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026)
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Director:
Claude Schmitz
Writer:
Claude Schmitz
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Francis Soetens as Francis Conrad |
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Rodolphe Burger as Alain Crab |
| Directing | Claude Schmitz | Director |
| Writing | Claude Schmitz | Screenplay |
| Camera | Florian Berutti | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Marie Beauné | Editor |
| Sound | Thomas Berliner | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Thomas Turine | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Benoît Roland | Producer |
| Directing | Naïs El Yousfi | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Aïda Merghoub | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Gillis Van Der Wee | Foley Artist |
| Production | Jérémy Forni | Co-Producer |