Stealing Harvard (2002)
John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.
Director:
Bruce McCulloch
Writer:
Peter Tolan
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Jason Lee as John Plummer |
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Tom Green as Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy |
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Leslie Mann as Elaine Warner |
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Megan Mullally as Patty Plummer |
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Dennis Farina as Mr. Warner |
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Tammy Blanchard as Noreen Plummer |
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Richard Jenkins as Honorable Judge Emmett Cook |
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Chris Penn as David Loach |
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John C. McGinley as Detective Charles |
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Seymour Cassel as Uncle Jack |
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Don Wilson as Loach's Friend |
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Martin Starr as Liquor Store Clerk |
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Bruce McCulloch as Fidio the Lawyer |
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Mary Gillis as Duff's Mom |
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Ken Magee as Butcher |
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Nick Offerman as Electrician |
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Paul Feig as Electrician |
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Jeanette Miller as Grandma |
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Thomas Rosales Jr. as Loach's Bandit |
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Steffiana De La Cruz as Loach's Girlfriend |
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Ernie Grunwald as Lineup Man |
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Marshall Manesh as Toy Store Manager |
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Lorna Scott as Aunt Jean |
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Ashlynn Rose as Younger Noreen |
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Bobby Harwell as Uncle Dave |
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Don Wilson as Loach’s Friend |
| Writing | Peter Tolan | Screenplay |
| Production | Bert Salke | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Malcolm Campbell | Editor |
| Camera | Ueli Steiger | Director of Photography |
| Production | Susan Cavan | Producer |
| Directing | Bruce McCulloch | Director |
| Sound | Christophe Beck | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Howard Lapides | Executive Producer |
| Production | Maureen Peyrot | Executive Producer |
| Production | Chris Brancato | Executive Producer |
| Writing | Martin Hynes | Story |
| Costume & Make-Up | Betsy Heimann | Costume Design |
| Directing | Drew Ann Rosenberg | First Assistant Director |