Eskimo Nell (1975)
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
Director: Martin Campbell
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Michael Armstrong as Dennis Morrison |
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Terence Edmond as Clive Potter |
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Christopher Timothy as Harris Tweedle |
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Roy Kinnear as Benny U. Murdoch |
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Rosalind Knight as Lady Longhorn |
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Lloyd Lamble as The Bishop |
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Jonathan Adams as Lord Coltwind |
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Christopher Biggins as Jeremy Longhorn |
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Katy Manning as Hermione Longhorn |
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Diane Langton as Gladys Armitage |
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Gordon Tanner as Big Dick |
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Beth Porter as Billie Harris |
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Max Mason as Dave |
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Christopher Neil as Brendan |
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Richard Caldicot as Ambrose Cream |
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Stephen Marsh as Rudolph |
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Prudence Drage as Millicent Bindle |
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Jeremy Hawk as Vernon Peabody |
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Rayner Bourton as Johnny |
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Stephen Riddle as Simon |
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Sheila Bernette as Casting Girl |
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Tony Sympson as Grandfather |
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Beatrice Shaw as Grandmother |
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Jenny Short as Maggie |
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Michael Worsley as Charlie |
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Nicholas Young as Deadeye Dick |
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Lewis Barber as Mexican Pete |
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Anna Quayle as Reverend Mother |
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David Toguri as Kung Fu Artist |
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George Moon as Nightwatchman |
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Dave Carter as Laboratory Man |
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Connie Brodie as Royal Personage |
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Bill Maelor-Jones as Cinema Manager |
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Graham Ashley as Projectionist |
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Stephanie Cole as Traffic Warden (uncredited) |
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Laurie Goode as Cowboy (uncredited) |
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Kristin Hatfield as Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited) |
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Derek Martin as Floor Manager (uncredited) |
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Mary Millington as Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited) |
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Charles Pemberton as Policeman (uncredited) |
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Jenny Tomasin as Shy Casting Girl (uncredited) |
| Directing | Martin Campbell | Director |
| Writing | Michael Armstrong | Writer |
| Production | Stanley A. Long | Producer |
| Art | Carlotta Barrow | Production Design |
| Editing | Pat Foster | Editor |
| Production | Don Carmody | Production Manager |
| Writing | Stanley A. Long | Writer |
| Production | Barry Jacobs | Executive Producer |
| Production | Ken Turner | Production Manager |
| Camera | Peter Hannan | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Betty Blattner | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jan Dorman | Hairstylist |
| Directing | Roger Simons | Assistant Director |
| Art | Dermot O'Dea | Property Master |
| Sound | Stan Phillips | Sound Recordist |
| Crew | Paul Weston | Stunts |
| Lighting | Bert Lloyd | Gaffer |
| Camera | Bob Sharman | Camera Operator |
