This Is Not a Christmas Movie (2024)
In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.
Director:
Michael Middelkoop
Writers:
Lotte Tabbers, Isis Cabolet.
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Jacqueline Blom as Brechtje |
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René van Zinnicq Bergmann as Martijn |
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Kiefer Zwart as Justus |
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Stefanie van Leersum as Jos |
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Georgina Verbaan as Louise |
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Barbara Sloesen as Bob |
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Jim Lageveen as Beer |
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Paul de Leeuw as Kerstman |
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Oscar Aerts as JJ |
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Robbert Bleij as Aswin |
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Tim Haars as Clemens |
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Remy Bonjasky as Ricardo |
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Jearsley Vicario as Pim |
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Hana Hussein as Tisja |
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Jelle Hoekstra as Roy |
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Laura Bakker as Jamea |
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Michiel Nooter as Hans |
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Roosmarijn Wind as Leslie |
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Koen Ruitenbeek as Jarno |
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Teun Kuilboer as Geranimo |
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Terence Schreurs as Nae |
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Dunya Khayame as Samira |
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Johanna Hagen as Britt |
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Joep Vermolen as Wouter |
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Stephanie Louwrier as Robin |
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Cheryl Ashruf as Shurendy |
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Dennis Rudge as Lester |
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Desten Kuiper as Renzo |
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Rosanne Waalewijn as Odilia |
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Mylène Waalewijn as Bodil |
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Maike Meijer as Ellie |
| Directing | Michael Middelkoop | Director |
| Writing | Lotte Tabbers | Screenplay |
| Writing | Isis Cabolet | Screenplay |
| Production | Kasper van Beek | Line Producer |
| Production | Annely Valk | Production Manager |
| Camera | Tim Kerbosch | Director of Photography |
| Art | Sanne Schat | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Minke Lunter | Costume Design |
| Sound | Noah Pepper | Sound |
| Editing | Maarten Ernest | Editor |
