No Sex Please - We're British (1973)
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Director:
Cliff Owen
Writers:
Johnnie Mortimer, Brian Cooke, Anthony Marriott.
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Ronnie Corbett as Brian Runnicles |
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Beryl Reid as Bertha Hunter |
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Arthur Lowe as Mr. Leslie Bromley |
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Ian Ogilvy as David Hunter |
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Susan Penhaligon as Penny Hunter |
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Michael Bates as Mr. Arnold Needham |
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Cheryl Hall as Daphne Martin |
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David Swift as Inspector Paul |
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Deryck Guyler as Park Keeper |
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Valerie Leon as Susan |
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Margaret Nolan as Barbara |
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Gerald Sim as Reverend John Mower |
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Michael Robbins as Car Driver |
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Frank Thornton as Glass Shop Manager |
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Michael Ripper as Traffic Warden |
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Lloyd Lamble as American Man |
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Mavis Villiers as American Lady |
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Sydney Bromley as Rag & Bone Man |
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John Bindon as Pete Hunter |
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Stephen Greif as Niko |
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Brian Wilde as Policeman |
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Eric Longworth as Man with Lighter |
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Edward Sinclair as Postman |
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Fred Griffiths as Delivery Man |
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Lucy Griffiths as Spinster Lady |
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John Scott Martin as White Line Workman |
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Robin Askwith as Baker's Delivery Man |
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Bart Allison as Council Workman |
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Joe Reah as Drum Major |
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Jack Arrow as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
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Pauline Chamberlain as Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
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Victor Harrington as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
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Walter Henry as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
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Fred Machon as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
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Pam Rose as Bank Teller (uncredited) |
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Guy Standeven as Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Directing | Cliff Owen | Director |
| Production | John Woolf | Executive Producer |
| Production | John Gale | Co-Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julia Squire | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Wally Schneiderman | Makeup Artist |
| Editing | Ralph Kemplen | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gordon Bond | Hairstylist |
| Writing | Johnnie Mortimer | Screenplay |
| Production | Jenia Reissar | Casting |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Theatre Play |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Eric Rogers | Original Music Composer |
| Art | Ray Simm | Production Design |
| Production | John R. Sloan | Producer |
| Writing | Brian Cooke | Screenplay |
| Writing | Alistair Foot | Theatre Play |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Screenplay |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Production | Denis Johnson | Production Supervisor |
