We Don't Eat Cats (2024)
Rock and roll megastars The Psychadelic Hix are about to embark on their long anticipated world tour. However, the hype is tarnished by rumors of the group’s association with the mysterious Muncie Ball Beer Cult, which indoctrinates young Hix fans into moving to the coast of Maine and marrying lighthouse keepers.
Director:
Gabe Salgado
Writer:
Gabe Salgado
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Poindexter as Himself |
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Elliston Farrell as Himself |
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Shon Hedd as Himself |
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Raven as Herself |
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Sky Child as Herself |
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Summer as Herself |
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Jonnie Clingl as Himself |
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Jane Doe as Himself |
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"Quincey" as "Quincey" |
| Production | Gabe Salgado | Producer |
| Directing | Gabe Salgado | Director |
| Writing | Sean McArdle | Story |
| Writing | Gabe Salgado | Story |
| Writing | Ben Catmull | Story |
| Writing | Gabe Salgado | Screenplay |
| Writing | Tasho Nicolopulos | Story |
| Writing | Lorenzo Farrell | Story |