All Musicians Are Bastards (2012)
In her fondest dreams, this film’s main character Leila (Riina Maidre) is a resplendent singer. In reality, however, all her energy and talent is spent on relationships that eat away at her soul, mind-altering substances, and glamorous showing-off. Heleri defies the rules. By playing with the possibilities of the art of film, she takes the viewer to an uneasy universe where the boundary between reality and illusion is incredibly thin. This is a world that is familiar to everyone who at some point in their life had to grow up and admit to themselves that dreaming is not enough on its own. And who have regardless of that chosen dreaming.
Director:
Heleri Saarik
Writer:
Heleri Saarik
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Riina Maidre as Leila |
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Nero Urke as Toivo |
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Jarek Kasar as Shrek |
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Helina Risti as Alice |
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Lotte Jürjendal as Täpp |
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Mihkel Kõrvits as Mihkel |
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Jelena Skulskaja as Poet |
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Toomas Jürgenstein as Mentor |
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Kristel Leesmend as Külli |
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Kaisa Mallene as Külli's Child |
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Raivo Trass as Workshop Owner |
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Kaido Veermäe as Gentlemen's Club Owner |
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Andres Lõo as Performer in the Gentlemen's Club |
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Jaanika Arum as Girl with a Medicine Bag |
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Jim Ashilevi as Chiquita |
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Andrais Thornton as Black Musician |
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Darryl Matthis as Black Musician |
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Lauri Oksanen as Pawnshop Man |
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Tanel Rauks as Pawnshop Man |
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Margus Pilt as Pawnshop Man |
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Evar Anvelt as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Erkki Hõbe as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Mart Avi as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Aigar Vals as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Daniel Dils as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Meelis Mikker as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Loore Aaslav-Kaasik as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Maili Metssalu as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Kristi Villard as Performer in Soundcheck |
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Angela Randmets as Woman with a Child |
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Lukas Tolk as Child |
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Alice Podelsky as Woman in the Workshop |
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Inese Siibak as Sewer in the Workshop |
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Oliver Tigane as Homeless Child |
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Kaspar Zimmermann as Homeless Child |
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Jaak Ollino Jr. as Twin at the Gentlemen's Club |
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Uku Miller as Twin at the Gentlemen's Club |
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Carmel Köster as Stripper |
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Madleen Teetsov as Stripper |
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Helina Reinjärv as Stripper |
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Jana Lasskaja as Stripper |
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Eigo Reedla as Gentleman |
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Einar Hillep as Gentleman |
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Hasso Nurm as Gentleman |
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Heinar Loosaar as Gentleman |
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Jürjo Võisula as Gentleman |
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Meelis Rondo as Gentleman |
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Peeter Jäetma as Gentleman |
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Peeter Põõsaste as Gentleman |
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Toivo Tõnissoo as Gentleman |
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Valdo Kukk as Gentleman |
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Veiko Tubin as Gentleman |
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Jaanika Kaarma as Salsa Dancer |
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Diana Ambos as Salsa Dancer |
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Helena Eikla as Salsa Dancer |
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Raul Viikna as Salsa Dancer |
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Andre Uibos as Salsa Dancer |
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Andre Põlm as Salsa Dancer |
| Directing | Heleri Saarik | Director |
| Production | Piret Tibbo-Hudgins | Producer |
| Camera | Erik Põllumaa | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Helina Risti | Costume Design |
| Directing | Age Viks | Second Assistant Director |
| Editing | Jaak Ollino Jr. | Editor |
| Sound | Matis Rei | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Production | Eia Uus | Casting |
| Sound | Valter Jakovlev | Sound Recordist |
| Art | Anneli Arusaar | Assistant Art Director |
| Production | Hele Lilleorg | Casting |
| Sound | Tarvo Schmeimann | Sound Recordist |
| Lighting | Sten-Johan Lill | Gaffer |
| Art | Gunnar Laal | Assistant Art Director |
| Crew | Armin Altorf | Pyrotechnician |
| Art | Joosep Jürisson | Assistant Art Director |
| Art | Triin Valvas | Assistant Art Director |
| Sound | Harmo Kallaste | Sound Editor |
| Art | Hillar Indla | Assistant Art Director |
| Lighting | Taivo Tenso | Gaffer |
| Art | Kristina Lõuk | Production Design |
| Camera | Maksim Podolski | Grip |
| Directing | Piret Toomvap-Schönberg | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Heiko Sikka | Grip |
| Sound | Björn Norralt | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Merlit Veldi | Hairstylist |
| Camera | Gunnar Laal | First Assistant Camera |
| Crew | Enar Tarmo | Stunt Coordinator |
| Sound | Kristjan Kurm | Boom Operator |
| Art | Kristina Lõuk | Property Master |
| Directing | Marta Pulk | First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Mart Kessel-Otsa | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lotte Jürjendal | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Camera | Mihkel Soe | Assistant Camera |
| Directing | Salme-Riine Uibo | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Dainis Juraga | First Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Tarvo Schmeimann | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Venno Kornak | Electrician |
| Lighting | Volmer Kliimand | Electrician |
| Lighting | Alvar Kõue | Electrician |
| Lighting | Janis Kokk | Electrician |
| Lighting | Ott Tiigirand | Electrician |
| Lighting | Markus Orav | Electrician |
| Lighting | Sten-Johan Lill | Electrician |
| Lighting | Brett Astrid Võmma | Electrician |
| Art | Tauno Ööbik | Title Designer |
| Production | Hiie Fluss | Production Manager |
| Directing | Age Viks | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Peeter Tammisto | Translator |
| Crew | Marek Rästas | Catering |
| Crew | Julianna Guljajeva | Catering |
| Crew | Kalle Kilkans | Driver |
| Crew | Juhan Helde | Driver |
| Crew | Kristofer Piir | Driver |
| Crew | Meinar Mäesalu | Driver |
| Crew | Merit Kask | Public Relations |
| Production | Kristjan Pütsep | Production Manager |
| Editing | Margus Voll | Colorist |
| Writing | Heleri Saarik | Screenplay |
| Editing | Erik Põllumaa | Colorist |
| Sound | Tarvo Schmeimann | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Tõnis Leemets | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Merlit Veldi | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Jelena Skulskaja | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Nero Urke | Dialogue Editor |
| Production | Kristjan Pütsep | Location Manager |
| Production | Hans Kõll | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Marge Sammal | Accountant |
| Camera | Gunnar Laal | Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Antti Mäss | Sound Recordist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kadri Kontus | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Saarts | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maaja Tuuling | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Liisa-Chrislin Saleh | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Tarvo Schmeimann | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Tarvo Schmeimann | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Matis Rei | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Harmo Kallaste | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Editing | Tanel Toomsalu | Online Editor |