Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Director: Hy Averback
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Brian Keith as Officer Michael M. Nace |
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Tony Curtis as Shannon Gambroni |
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Ernest Borgnine as Sheriff Harve |
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Ivan Dixon as Sgt. Jones |
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Suzanne Pleshette as Ramona |
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Tom Ewell as Billy Joe Davis |
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Bradford Dillman as Capt. Myerson |
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Arthur O'Connell as Mr. Kruft |
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John Fiedler as Maj. Purvis |
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Don Ameche as Col. Flanders |
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Christopher Mitchum as Alturi |
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Jean Argyle as Mrs. Calhoun |
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John James Bannon as 1st MP |
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Stan Barrett as Green Beret Soldier |
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Dorothy Green as Mrs. Kruft |
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John Lasell as Dr. Hillery |
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James Gavin as Helicopter Pilot |
| Crew | Dick Crockett | Stunts |
| Crew | Loren Janes | Stunts |
| Crew | Fred Scheiwiller | Stunts |
| Crew | Paul Baxley | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Hy Averback | Director |
| Editing | John F. Burnett | Editor |
| Art | James W. Payne | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gary Liddiard | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Jack Poplin | Production Design |
| Camera | Burnett Guffey | Director of Photography |
| Crew | Larry Hampton | Special Effects |
| Production | Fred Engel | Producer |
| Sound | Ben Sad | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Bau | Makeup Artist |
| Writing | Don McGuire | Writer |
| Writing | Hal Captain | Writer |
| Sound | Jerry Fielding | Original Music Composer |
| Crew | Bob Herron | Stunts |
| Camera | Gary B. Kibbe | Second Assistant Camera |
