The Onion Movie (2008)
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directors: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire.
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Len Cariou as Norm Archer |
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Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher |
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Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs |
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Ken Takemoto as Sensei |
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Don McManus as Dennis McCormick |
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Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton |
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Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed |
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Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim |
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Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer |
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Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef |
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Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus |
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Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield |
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Ahmed B. Badran as Peruvian |
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Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband |
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Scott Klace as Kip Kendall |
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Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady |
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Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd |
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Orlando Seale as Producer |
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Erik Stolhanske as Producer |
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Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry |
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Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General |
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Kwame Boateng as Dibo |
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Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber |
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Alex Solowitz as The Masses |
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Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa |
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Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie |
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Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect |
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Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective |
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Angel Cassidy as Porn Star |
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Gauge as Porn Star |
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Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Joel McHale as Office Worker |
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Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim |
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Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl |
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Marshall Manesh as Announcer |
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Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant |
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Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand |
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Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager |
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Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk |
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John Viener as Peen Out Guy |
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Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami |
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Chris Villa as Gay Guy |
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Michael Delaney as Gil Bates |
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Karen Miller as Cockpuncher Entourage |
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Tom Wright as Kwame Roberts |
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Tony Sagastizado I as Taliban Terrorist(uncredited) |
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Steven Kozlowski as White Trash Dude |
| Writing | Robert D. Siegel | Writer |
| Writing | Todd Hanson | Writer |
| Production | David Miner | Producer |
| Directing | Tom Kuntz | Director |
| Directing | Mike Maguire | Director |
| Production | Gil Netter | Producer |
| Production | Kevin Halloran | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael Rotenberg | Producer |
| Sound | Asche & Spencer | Music |
| Editing | Frederick Wardell | Editor |
| Production | David Zucker | Producer |
| Art | Jon Gary Steele | Production Design |
| Camera | Maryse Alberti | Director of Photography |
| Production | Jason Weiss | Co-Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Casey Storm | Costume Design |
| Crew | Henry Kingi Jr. | Stunts |
| Art | Kevin Kavanaugh | Art Direction |
