If You Go Down in the Woods Today

If You Go Down in the Woods Today (1981)

ComedyTV Movie

A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.

Director: Eric Sykes

Casts

	Eric Sykes as Mr. Pangbourne
	Robin Bailey as Chief Constable
	Norman Bird as Doctor
	Glyn Houston as Ticket Collector
	Roy Kinnear as Fishfingers
	Fulton Mackay as Colonel Noriss
	Lee Montague as Guvnor
	Tony Selby as Boozy
	George Sewell as Knocker
	Crispin Dexter as Edison
	Wayne Brooks as Cub Scout
	Alan Cox as Cub Scout
	Quinn Hawkins as Cub Scout
	Terry Kinsella as Cub Scout
	Keith Shail as Cub Scout
	Rupert Sheard as Cub Scout
	Timothy Woodward as Cub Scout
	Joseph Brady as Father Williams
	Steven Crossley as Picnic 1
	Dean Harris as PC Radio Operator
	Leo Dolan as Police Sergeant
	Auriol Lee as Huntress 1
	Terry Downes as Woodsman
	Bryan Oliver as Marker 5
	Osmund Bullock as Police Constable Turner
	Jeremy Gittens as Police Constable Jones
	Peter Caton as 3rd Patient
	Anna Dawson as Courting Woman
	Bunny May as Courting Man
	Nosher Powell as Guvnor's Henchman
	Joe Lynch as Shepherd
	Nigel McLaughlan as Huntsman
	Mark Holmes as Police Constable
	Simon Chandler as Lieutenant
	Peter Childs as Sergeant Beaconsfield
	Ian Bartholomew as Naval Radio Operator
	Geoffrey Leesley as Army Radio Operator
	Marc Sinden as RAF Radio Operator
	Terence Maidment as Frogman
	Stuart Fell as Fisherman
	Rory O'Connor as Colonel Norriss' Assistant
	David Garth as Ministry Official
	Norman Gay as Wealthy Gentleman (uncredited)
	Ralph G. Morse as Cocky Soldier (uncredited)

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