Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005)
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Director:
Timo Vuorensola
Writers:
Rudi Airisto, Samuli Torssonen, Jarmo Puskala.
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Samuli Torssonen as Emperor James B. Pirk |
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Atte Joutsen as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie |
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Timo Vuorensola as Commander Dwarf |
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Antti Satama as Info |
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Karoliina Blackburn as P Union science officer |
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Janos Honkonen as Sergei Fukov/Festerbester |
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Seppo Honkanen as P Union scientist |
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Tiina Routamaa as Lt Whip |
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Jari Ahola as Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy |
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Sonja Sjöblom as Girl in Hamburger Restaurant |
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Santeri Humina as Boyfriend |
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Ville Vuorensola as Member of Gang |
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Rudi Airisto as Jeff Cochbrane |
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Niklas Vainio as Talok |
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Esa Jaatinen as Guard at research station |
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Pasi Rantala as Vladimir |
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Sami Vaittinen as Anatoli |
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Eeva Malmberg as Pirk's adjutant |
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Kari Väänänen as President Uljanov |
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Antti Hukkanen as Propaganda Film Narrator/Voice of Flush/Carlo's Sex Line |
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Petri Henttinen as Lt. Fubar |
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Timo Pekurinen as Lt. Twinklemagnet |
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Teemu Savolainen as Lt. Makarov |
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Mirka Lammi as Capt. Hayday |
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Marko Eskola as Helpful Captain |
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Niko Liikanen as Ambassador Flush |
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Satu Heliö as Cmdr. Susannah Ivanovitsa |
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Jukka Korhonen as B-13 Bridge Officer |
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Minna Lanz as B-13 Bridge Officer |
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Hannu Pajunen as Scottish Engineer |
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Jarkko Paloviita as Ensign Newbie |
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Petri Lehtinen as P-Fleet Party Animal |
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Jani Argillander as P-Fleet Soldier at B-13 C&C |
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Erno Ristola as B-13 Security Team Lieutenant |
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Antti Haapalainen as Capt. Giddyup |
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Panu Kinnari as Psi-Corps Officer |
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Petri Vaittinen as Light Ball Loader |
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Otto Lanz as Gunner on the Excavator |
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Turo Oraste as Igor - Adjutant |
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Mike Pohjola as P-Fleet Captain |
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Jarmo Puskala as P-Fleet Recruit |
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Mikko Rautalahti as P-fleet soldier |
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Tapani Siirtola as B-13 Combatant |
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Janne Torssonen as P-Fleet Recruit |
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Petri Peltola as Earth Soldier (uncredited) |
| Sound | Tapani Siirtola | Music |
| Editing | Atte Joutsen | Editor |
| Production | Samuli Torssonen | Producer |
| Directing | Timo Vuorensola | Director |
| Editing | Samuli Torssonen | Editor |
| Sound | Tapani Siirtola | Music Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Leena Valli | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Saara Mäkiniemi | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Satu Luonnotar Niemi | Costume Design |
| Sound | Tapani Siirtola | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Sami Aho-Mantila | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Rudi Airisto | Screenplay |
| Writing | Samuli Torssonen | Screenplay |
| Writing | Jarmo Puskala | Screenplay |
