Sardines

Sardines (1995)

Comedy

Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial of shore leave and 20 hours laundry duty, most of which he delegates to his bunkmate Chris Cheese. Kotowski then plots his revenge on Lionel Pinner and Cheese ends up having a £100 grudge darts match with Pinner on Kotowski's behalf. Meanwhile McCleod's watch has gone missing.

Director: Charlie Hanson

Casts

	Griff Rhys Jones as Davy Kotowski
	William Ivory as Chris Cheese
	Jack Docherty as Captain Alec McLeod
	Ian Bartholomew as Lionel Pinner
	Anthony Smee as Roger Tench
	Paul Shearer as Proudlove
	Peter-Hugo Daly as Galloway
	Perry Benson as Coxswain
	Ben Miller as Simon Adair
	Alexander Armstrong as Alastair Simpson
	Jake Abraham as Mickey Davis

Crew