The Cauliflower of Destiny (2026)
Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.
Director:
Anna Urbańczyk
Writer:
Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz
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Maja Michnacka as Ania |
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Gabriela Muskała as Elżbieta |
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Sebastian Stankiewicz as Wawek |
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Pola Król as Ewa |
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Adam Woronowicz as Cauliflower (voice) |
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Mikołaj Kubacki as Janek |
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Grzegorz Przybył as Mr. Staszek |
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Karol Bernacki as Michał |
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Pitry Pitry as Kaśka |
| Directing | Anna Urbańczyk | Director |
| Writing | Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz | Screenplay |
| Camera | Grzegorz Hartfiel | Director of Photography |
| Production | Wiktor Piątkowski | Producer |
| Writing | Sławomir Łonisk | Creative Producer |
| Editing | Olga Bejm | Editor |
| Sound | Magdalena Sowul | Music |
| Costume & Make-Up | Hanna Podraza | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renata Najberg | Makeup & Hair |
| Sound | Mikołaj Tyrakowski | Sound |
| Production | Wojciech Stuchlik | Executive Producer |
| Production | Marta Olczak | Casting Director |
| Art | Aleksandra Komarzaniec-Piss | Set Designer |
| Production | Michal Krzywda | Production Manager |
| Production | Kacper Anaczkowski | Production Manager |
| Directing | Bernard Sierakowski | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Zuzanna Karpińska | Script Supervisor |
| Writing | Joanna Kozłowska | Script Consultant |
| Writing | Wiktor Piątkowski | Script Consultant |
| Writing | Sławomir Łonisk | Script Consultant |
| Camera | Łukasz Dryżałowski | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Jakub Zajączkowski | Boom Operator |
