Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
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Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone |
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Kasper Meltedhair as Tarsia |
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Brewce Longo as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite |
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Donald Farmer as Donald Farmer |
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Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan |
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Carrie Phillips as Ozra |
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Matt Minter as Scary Fairy Ta |
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X Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763 |
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Dogfood Williams as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member |
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Mary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger |
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Michelle Wanhala as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member |
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Nicholas DeGideo as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member |
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Emily Kaldenbaugh as Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member |
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Eli Elliot as Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member |
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Brad Ulrey as Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale |
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Logan Lyons as Dead Cult Member |
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Motor Oil as Donald Farmer The Mouse |
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Josh Christensen as DJ Giant Microwave |
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Ion Birch as Zantir |
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Del Worshim as Zurthaf |
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Tyler Antoine as Vornit Tradentor |
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Dylan Mars Greenberg as Ritzat |
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Nicole Elyse as Warm Tapes |
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Myene Yanu as Haucious |
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Newt Wallen as Rindy Dargina |
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Noopy as Frozip |
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Michael DiFrancesco as Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite |
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Bernadette Cuvalo as Scary Fairy Vot |
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Doug Lussenhop as Ranfoam |
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Warren Chan as Roat |
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Ryan Hendo as Batsap |
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Jon Mora as Jon Mora |
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Vinny Nutt as Vinny Nutt |
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David Nelson as Voice of Garbite |
| Directing | Kasper Meltedhair | Director |
| Art | Josh Wasylink | Props |
| Crew | Kasper Meltedhair | Cinematography |
| Crew | Michael DiFrancesco | Cinematography |
| Crew | Jon Mora | Cinematography |
| Editing | Kasper Meltedhair | Editor |
| Editing | Brewce Longo | Editor |
| Editing | Andy Heck Boyd | Editor |
| Sound | Charles Smith | Sound |
| Sound | X Menzak | Sound |
| Sound | Vinny Nutt | Sound |
| Sound | Brewce Longo | Sound |
| Sound | Emily Kaldenbaugh | Sound |
| Lighting | Charles Smith | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | X Menzak | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | Vinny Nutt | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | Kasper Meltedhair | Lighting Design |
| Production | Kasper Meltedhair | Producer |
| Production | Brewce Longo | Producer |
| Production | Lyndsie Jane Earle | Executive Producer |
| Production | Andy Heck Boyd | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michael DiFrancesco | Associate Producer |
| Production | Charles Smith | Associate Producer |
| Production | X Menzak | Associate Producer |
| Production | Graham Hollister | Co-Producer |
| Production | Matthew W Flynn | Co-Producer |
| Production | Joshua Boulos | Co-Producer |
| Production | Scott Whiteman | Co-Producer |
| Production | Matt Minter | Co-Producer |
| Production | Clint Colburn | Co-Producer |
| Production | Warren Chan | Co-Producer |
| Production | Kendall A. Hayes | Co-Producer |
| Production | Cody Shaffer | Co-Producer |
| Production | Carter Breeden-Villacorta | Co-Producer |
| Production | Nat Davies | Co-Producer |
| Production | Emily Kaldenbaugh | Co-Producer |
| Production | Dogfood Williams | Co-Producer |
| Production | Jack P. Gilbert | Co-Producer |
| Production | Cassie Pena | Co-Producer |
| Production | Alexander Brown | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael J. Donahue | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Kasper Meltedhair | Music |
| Sound | Michael DiFrancesco | Music |
| Writing | Kasper Meltedhair | Writer |
