Oh Schucks...! Here Comes UNTAG (1990)
Kwagga Robertse owns a farm shop in the fictional Southern African country of Nambabwe and usually cons foreign tourists by pretending to kill a lion, thus earning him the nickname 'Urumbo' (Lion Killer) from the country's natives. Kwagga is upset when the UN sends a platoon of incompetent soldiers with the United Nations Transition Assistance Group (U.N.T.A.G.), to monitor the peace process, and ensure free and fair elections after the Nambabwean War for Independence. The U.N.T.A.G's American leader, Major Bradick D. Mackay and his second-in-command, Captain Zapman are offered a diamond worth a lot of money in the U.S., and they must pay 200,000 USD to Duan Robertse, Kwagga's competitive brother trying to buy a farm left to them by their dead father.
Director:
David Lister
Writer:
Paul Slabolepszy
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Leon Schuster as Kwagga Robbertse |
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Bill Flynn as Zapman |
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Casper De Vries as Van Den Ploes |
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Michelle Bestbier as Inge |
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Ron Smerczak as Nigel Shady |
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Thomas Mogotlane as Vimba |
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Kurt Egelhof as Rashid |
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Eric Nobbs as Doon |
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Al Karaki as Kiri |
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Karl Johnson as Mac |
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Alfred Ntombela as Bambo |
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Bill Curry as Commander |
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Graham Clarke as Viehdieb |
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Philip Van der Byl as Z.I.C. |
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Ken Gampu as Tjicombo |
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Bart Fouche as Ferreira |
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Martin Le Maitre as Traffic cop |
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Barbara Nielsen as German tourist |
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Lawrence Ginsberg as German Tourist |
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Anne Power as American Tourist |
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Norman Coombes as American Tourist |
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Kerry Jordan as Mayor |
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Lynne White as Mayoress |
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Nico Louw as Maj. Van Keerden |
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Gideon de Wet as Trooper |
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Edward Baker-Duly as Trooper |
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Iain Winter-Smith as English drill sergeant |
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Regina Morake as Pedestrian |
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Florence Mkwanazi as Pedestrian |
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Carl Thobane as Nkoti |
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Carol Malike as Hungi |
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Neo Matsunyane as Himba female lover |
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Christian van Lier as Finn |
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Diane Fragen as German tourist |
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Clare Marshall as Brigadier Ramsbottom |
| Directing | David Lister | Director |
| Writing | Leon Schuster | Writer |
| Writing | Paul Slabolepszy | Screenplay |
| Production | Edgar Bold | Executive Producer |
| Production | Laurie Korsten | Associate Producer |
| Production | Andre Scholtz | Producer |
| Sound | John Weddepohl | Music |
| Camera | James Robb | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Johan Lategan | Editor |
| Art | Graeme Orwin | Production Design |
| Art | Jeanne Henn | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janis McVee | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Beverley House | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daphne Williams | Makeup & Hair |
| Production | Carole Prentice | Production Manager |
| Directing | Diana Keam | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Christa Schamberger | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Dan Tesner | Assistant Director |
| Art | Dirk Buchmann | Property Master |
| Art | Evangelo Domatz | Art Department Assistant |
| Art | Heidi Erdmann | Set Dresser |
| Art | Sue Fischer | Main Title Designer |
| Art | Joan Henningsen | Art Department Assistant |
| Art | Wim Schimmel | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Joel Van Bavel | Construction Coordinator |
| Crew | Ashley Waldorf | Picture Car Coordinator |
| Sound | Jonathan Kvalsvig | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Nico Louw | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Mark Phillips | Sound |
| Sound | Lucinda Slingsby | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Juli Vandenberg | Sound Effects Editor |
| Crew | Rick Cresswell | Special Effects |
| Crew | Janek Zabielski | Special Effects |
| Crew | Craig Ginsberg | Stunts |
| Crew | Roly Jansen | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Graham Press | Stunts |
| Crew | Neville Strydom | Stunts |
| Crew | Zann Wienand | Stunts |
| Crew | Stefan Zabielski | Stunts |
| Camera | Ewen Bogle | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Tim Chevallier | Camera Operator |
| Lighting | Simon Francis | Gaffer |
| Camera | Michael Kennedy | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Bernd Koter | Clapper Loader |
| Camera | Gavin Latrobe | Key Grip |
| Camera | Pam Laxen | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Solly Mbele | Focus Puller |
| Lighting | Michael Mohalanyane | Electrician |
| Camera | Johannes Mokonyama | Grip |
| Lighting | Abel Phoswa | Electrician |
| Camera | Albert Shavuri | Best Boy Grip |
| Lighting | Lez Smith | Gaffer |
| Camera | Lisa Trocchi | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carolyn Vary | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Editing | Thekla Bauer | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Harry Hughes | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Hayley Morris | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Katherine Pienaar | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Jaco Espach | Location Manager |
| Production | Joseph Mokete | Location Assistant |
| Writing | Kalla Bremer | Lyricist |
| Sound | Don Clarke | Music |
| Directing | Wiebina Berrington | Script Supervisor |
| Directing | Marlow De Mardt | Script Supervisor |
| Directing | Antoinette van Speyk | Continuity |
| Crew | Martin Jacobson | Transportation Captain |
| Production | Hugh Barrett | Accountant |
| Production | Greig Buckle | Production Assistant |
| Production | Beverley Granat | Finance |
| Production | Elaine Gudgeon | Accountant |
| Crew | Joel Mthethwa | Choreographer |
| Production | Sally van Buuren | Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Stuart Wentzel | Armorer |