Blondes Have More Guns

Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

ComedyThriller

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Director: George Merriweather

Casts

	Michael McGaharn as Harry Bates
	Elizabeth Keifer as Montana Beaver-Shotz
	Richard Neil as Dick Smoker
	Gloria Lusiak as Dakota Beaver
	André Brazeau as Captain Hook
	David Myers as Lyle Shotz
	Ken Belsky as The Doctor
	Benny Buettner as Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
	Ramona Lisa as Patricia Martin
	Derek-James Yee as Tom Woo
	Ron Meier as Detective
	Richard Myers as Dahmer
	Anderson Lim as Short Cop
	Bebe Conrad as Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
	Paul Ferrari as Security Guard
	Carol Daly as Lorena
	Dianne Lanning as Harry's Mother
	Megan Bajon as Harry's Sister
	Antoinette Sandmann as Mrs. Landers
	Cathy Pizza as Screaming Woman
	Karl-Heinz Teuber as Montana's Father
	John Faris as Telemarketer
	Regis DeMidio as Television Producer
	Ferris Suer as Last Rights Priest
	Brian Vouglas as Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
	Doug Holt as Sir Valliance
	Lee Phillips as Nurse
	David Furtado as Hugh Myer
	Denise Gernandt as Bouncer

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