Bert's Dilemma (2026)
Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...
Director: Sam Wood
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Jacob Puttick as Bert |
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Mr Nitwit as The Gyro |
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Lucy Keen as Ana |
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Anthony Huntley as Mr Miami |
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Wyatt Quinnell as Mysterious Man |
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Shannen Holohan as Arts Student |
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Alishia Roberts as Emo Kid |
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Sam Churchward as Jogger |
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Charlie Brayn as Charity Worker |
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Oyiyechuku Okolo as Passerby |
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Gibraïl Lagneau as Sexy Gibraïl |
| Directing | Sam Wood | Director |
| Writing | Sam Wood | Writer |
| Production | Ben Segneri | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sam Churchward | Executive Producer |
| Directing | Tia Challis | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Anthony Huntley | Assistant Director |
| Editing | Ankith Kavanal | Editor |
| Editing | Sam Wood | Editor |
| Lighting | Arthur Navarro-Allen | Gaffer |
| Sound | Ankith Kavanal | Sound |
| Sound | Tommy Tratt | Sound |
| Sound | Ben Segneri | Sound |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nadia Hejab | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tia Challis | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Oliver | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Sam Churchward | Music |
| Sound | Ben Segneri | Music |
| Sound | Gibraïl Lagneau | Music |
| Crew | Sam Wood | Cinematography |