Killer Thong (2026)
Two low-budget dancers, Cashier and Old-Timer, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Cashier's supernatural KILLER THONG. As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat the KILLER THONG and admit her attraction to women. In the aftermath, Alex finds her coffee table covered with photos. As she looks through the outrageous party pictures, she realizes it's time for her to come out of the closet.
Director: Reno Anastasio
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Rebecca Ambrosino as Alex |
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Shawn Doucette as Cashier / Killer Thong |
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Lalesha Railsback as Mandy |
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Junior Lirette as Old-Timer |
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Cynthia Taylor as Julie |
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Jennifer Campbell as Debbie |
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Lesley Carson as Dark Leopard Lady |
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Dana O'Brien as Good Leopard Lady |
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Skye McIsaac as Table Dancer |
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Jeanne Lane as VLT Gambler |
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Dustin Hebert as Bartender |
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Shelyse Cameron as |
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Kerrissa MacLean as |
| Directing | Reno Anastasio | Director |
| Writing | Shawn Doucette | Writer |
| Writing | Reno Anastasio | Writer |
| Production | Reno Anastasio | Producer |
| Crew | Reno Anastasio | Cinematography |
| Editing | Reno Anastasio | Editor |
| Art | Reno Anastasio | Set Decoration |
| Sound | Reno Anastasio | Sound Designer |
| Production | Reno Anastasio | Casting |
| Art | Reno Anastasio | Location Scout |
| Sound | Joe Craven | Music |
| Sound | Ilya Kaplan | Music |
| Sound | Joel Loopez | Music |
| Sound | Kevin Macloed | Music |
| Sound | Thia Maranos | Music |
| Sound | Matt McFarland | Music |
| Sound | Leon Riskin | Music |
| Sound | Joel Steudler | Music |
| Sound | Richard Temple | Music |