I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore (2012)
Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.
Director: Yuichi Satoh
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Satoshi Ohno as Tarui Shotaro |
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Yui Aragaki as Hanazono Erika |
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Ryuta Sato as Komoto Kazuki |
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Shihori Kanjiya as Hanazono Satsuki |
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Hiroki Narimiya as Yamabe Seiji |
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Masahiro Takashima as Kuroki Takashi |
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Shôta Yasuda as Shiraishi Kota |
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Maki Shinta as young Hanazono Erika |
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Ryo Kimura as Hirato Shuhei |
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Tokio Emoto as Kanda Toshiaki |
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Sayaka Yamaguchi as Tatsukawa Junko |
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Akiyoshi Nakao as Kato Yuki |
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Kokoro Kuge as Arai Shiori |
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Katsumi Takahashi as Yasukawa Tadao |
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Jun Kaname as Takazawa Yuya |
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Kinya Kitaoji as Hanazono Shugoro |
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Sho Sakurai as Kageyama |
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Jun Matsumoto as Tokita Shuntaro |
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Naoto Takenaka as Sliderman |
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Megumi Yokoyama as Arai Mayuko |
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Ikkei Watanabe as Takemura Kenjiro |
| Writing | Tokuya Higashigawa | Novel |
| Writing | Kazunao Furuya | Writer |
| Directing | Yuichi Satoh | Director |
| Production | Emori Hiroko | Producer |