Burlesque Assassins (2012)
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
Director: Jonathan Joffe
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David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin as Johnny Valentine |
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Roxi D'Lite as Bourbon Sue |
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Carrie Schiffler as Katerina Molotov |
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Dušan Rokvić as Stalin |
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Rosalind Porter as Bombshell Belle |
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Koko La Douce as Koko La Douce |
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Brendan Hunter as Clone of Hitler |
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Xarah Von Den Vielenregen as Xarah Von Den Vielenregen |
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Amber Ray as Amber Ray |
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Kitten Deville as Kitten Deville |
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Jill Belland as Natasha Kalashnikov |
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Randy Brososky as Professor Von Hosenfeffer |
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Matthew Graham as Mussolini Jr |
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Kelitta Maloof as Kelitta Maloof |
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Scarlett Martini as Scarlett Martini |
| Writing | Jonathan Joffe | Writer |
| Directing | Jonathan Joffe | Director |