Rectuma

Rectuma (2003)

Waldo Williams returns from his Tijuana vacation to find out that he had become infected by the Notorious Mexican Butt Humping Bullfrog. After being diagnosed by his proctologist with just days to live, Waldo seeks the help of the mysterious Japanese specialist, Dr. Wansamsaki, who treats Waldo with his unorthodox methods, which involve a long nuclear rod. The next day, Waldo’s rear end starts glowing a bright green – and that’s only the beginning. Within days, Waldo’s rear end develops a mind of its own, becoming capable of breaking away in the middle of the night, committing a mur­der or two and then returning before morning, leaving a fecal trail that leads right to Waldo’s bedroom.

Director: Mark Pirro

Casts

	Bill Devlin as Waldo Williams
	Dani Leon as Valveeta Williams
	Jean Black as Detective Cipolla
	Jim Rainey as Detective Cosacca
	Michael Raye as Summa Cum Lauden
	Tyrone Dubose as Johnny Pecks
	Michael R. Thomas as Wanger
	Robyn Blythe as Gloria Sternvirgin
	Mark Pirro as Dr. Rektor
	Alex W. Chen as Doctor Wansamsaki
	Suzanna Griffith as Magna Cum Lauden
	Ron Curtiss as Doctor Coldstone
	Robert Clements as Waldo's Co-Worker
	David Y. Chan as Mister Tashira
	Anson Jackson as Toby Tuwanda
	Roubye Hart as Mrs. Tuwanda
	Al Frees as Supervising Detective
	Rick Cadelli as Lab Scientist
	Adam Kowalski as Perverted Priest
	Pat Hunter as 2nd Perverted Priest
	Damon Evans as Carjacking Thug
	Rick Popko as 1st Policeman
	Dan West as 2nd Policeman
	Paul Weiner as 3rd Policeman
	Dan Burr as Poo'd on Priest
	Martin Mulchrone as Confused Man in Airport
	Hiromi Nishiyama as Hi/Nee
	Rachel Morihiro as Hi/Nee
	Buddy Daniels Friedman as (Uncredited)
	John McCafferty as 3rd Perverted Priest (Uncredited)

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