The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Director: Jonathan Kesselman
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Adam Goldberg as Mordechai Jefferson Carver |
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Judy Greer as Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal |
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Andy Dick as Damian Claus |
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Mario Van Peebles as Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim |
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Peter Coyote as JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal |
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Nora Dunn as Mrs. Carver |
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Sean Whalen as Tiny Tim |
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Tony Cox as Jamal |
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Richard Riehle as Santa |
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Melvin Van Peebles as Sweetback |
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Rachel Dratch as Tikva |
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Harrison Chad as Schlomo |
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Jim Petersmith as Skinhead Bartender |
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Annie McEnroe as Mrs. Highsmith |
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Grant Rosenmeyer as Young Mordechai |
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Elaine Hendrix as Blonde Bombshell |
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Ayelet Ben-Hur as Israeli Rental Agent |
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Alex Corrado as Tony |
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Brad Duck as Jimmy |
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Jason Fuchs as Adolescent Hasidic Boy |
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Ed Koch as Himself |
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Gary Pratt as Head Elf |
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Daryl Wein as Teenage Gentile |
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Michael Mylett as Gentile Boy No. 1 |
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T.J. Sullivan as Gentile Boy No. 2 |
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Audrey Twitchell as Gentile Girl No. 1 |
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Alexa Eisenstein as Gentile Girl No. 2 |
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Evelyn Page as Old Woman |
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George Hosmer as Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy |
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Ronald Schultz as ADL Chairman |
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Leslie Shenkel as JDL Member No. 1 |
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Alan Nebelthau as JDL Member No. 2 |
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Jerome F. Richards as Council Elder |
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C.P. Lacey as Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer |
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Ephraim Benton as Black Teen |
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Devin Rene Burns as Blonde Gentile Girl |
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Jimmy Walsh as Freckle-Faced Gentile |
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Chris McGinn as Samples Woman |
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Kathryn Gordon as Bambi |
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Woodrow W. Asai as Mun Chi |
| Sound | Lou Kleinman | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Directing | Jonathan Kesselman | Director |
| Writing | Jonathan Kesselman | Writer |
| Camera | Kurt Brabbee | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Dean Holland | Editor |
| Sound | Michael Cohen | Original Music Composer |
