Rock Jocks (2012)
Imagine asteroids so large that they can wipe out all life on the planet constantly bombarding the Earth. The only things standing in the way are the Rock Jocks, a top-secret band of government employees, who pilot asteroid-killing satellites. The story takes place during a Rock Jocks night shift. Though they are there to fight off asteroids, they spend most of the night fighting off boredom, themselves, and the occasional meddling government bureaucrat hell-bent on cutting their department’s budget.
Director: Paul Seetachitt
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Felicia Day as Alison |
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Andrew Bowen as John |
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Gerry Bednob as Tom |
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Doug Jones as Smoking Jesus |
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Jason Mewes as Guard 2 |
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Justin Chon as Seth |
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Kevin Wu as Danny |
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Robert Picardo as Guard 1 |
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Mark Woolley as Austin |
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Greg Aronowitz as Gamer Roommate |
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Greg Benson as Outgoing Deputy |
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Seth Lucas Bowen as Boy |
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Eugene Byrd as Layne |
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Zach Callison as Dylan |
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Michel Clair as Roommate |
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James DuMont as Rich |
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Kim Evey as Lisa Douglas |
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Travis Hammer as Outgoing Engineer |
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Evan Hrychyk as 10-Year-Old Kid |
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Jeff Lewis as Man |
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Ptolemy Slocum as Roger |
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Andrew Volpe as Outgoing Shooter |
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Garrett Wang as Outgoing Crew Captain |
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Louis Fantasia as Instructor (uncredited) |
| Writing | Paul Seetachitt | Writer |
| Directing | Paul Seetachitt | Director |
| Crew | Talia K. Dillingham | Stunt Double |
| Lighting | Terry Meadows | Gaffer |
| Sound | Saun Santipreecha | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Polly Morgan | Director of Photography |