Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! (1973)
Based on the hit play. A British Government Minister puts forward a bill to battle filth in the UK but that doesn't stop him having an affair with both his secretary, Miss Parkyn and Wendy, the wife of a high-up reporter. Opponents to the bill - mainly some hippy girls, lead by Johnny, kidnap the Minister's best friend and co-founder of the bill, Barry Ovis just as he was getting married to his fiancee, Joan. Barry escapes, just before the police raid the hippies hiding place - to claim that Ovis was in a orgy and get the bill defeated - and dashes back to his and Joan's flat followed by Inspector Ruff, who is investigating the kidnap and Damina, one of the hippies. Meanwhile, the Minister is also trying to use the flat to carry on his affairs with both Wendy and Miss Parkyn. The Minister, Barry & Joan tries to keep the truth from Ruft, Wilfred Potts, an old and honest MP, Birdie, the Minister's wife and stop the hippies, and this causes no end of trouble.
Director: Bob Kellett
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Leslie Phillips as Minister |
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Brian Rix as Barry Ovis |
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Joan Sims as Birdie |
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Joanna Lumley as Miss Parkyn |
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Derek Royle as Potts |
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Peter Bland as Inspector Ruff |
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Myra Frances as Jean |
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Katy Manning as Damina |
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Barrie Gosney as Police Sergeant |
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Diane Langton as Angie |
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Nicola Rowley as Donna |
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Arnold Diamond as Priest |
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Derek Griffiths as Johnny |
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Peter Greenwell as 1st Party Guest |
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Corbet Woodall as Newsreader |
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Louisa Martin as Principal Bridesmaid |
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Aubrey Woods as T.V. Chairman |
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Anita Graham as Wendy |
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Harvey Hall as Thorogood |
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Gabrielle Daye as Elderly Lady |
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Peter Cellier as Attorney General |
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David Battley as Country Yokel |
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Wendy Richard as |
| Directing | Bob Kellett | Director |
| Writing | Michael Pertwee | Writer |
| Production | Andrew Mitchell | Producer |