LovecraCked! The Movie (2006)
With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind enigmatic horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the writer's mystical world. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure: the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where.
Directors:
Tomas Almgren, Elias Argentiere, Brian Barnes, Brian A. Bernhard, Chad Bernhard, Grady Granros, Justin Powers, Jane Rose, Simon Ruben, Doug Sakmann, Ashley Thorpe.
Writer:
Elias Argentiere
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Peter Bramhill as Greg / Bugboy (segment "BugBoy") |
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Nicky Ladanowski as Jessica (segment "BugBoy") |
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Dan Payne as Mark (segment "BugBoy") |
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Tom Wontner as Tom (segment "Witch's Spring") |
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Gillian MacGregor as Rhiannon (segment "Witch's Spring") |
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Nick Ewans as Slava (segment "Alecto") |
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Tommy Pistol as Dr. Hubert Breast (segment "Re-Penetrator") (archive footage) |
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Joanna Angel as Corpse Girl (segment "Re-Penetrator") |
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Lloyd Kaufman as Self |
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Elias Argentiere as Journalist |
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Nick Basile as H.P. Lovecraft |
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Nina Kwok as Sarah (segment "Alecto") |
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Eleanor Brunsdon as Slava's Mother (segment "Alecto") |
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Jerrod Bogard as Dan (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu") |
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Chad Bernhard as 70's Journalist |
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Rich Casella as Cameraman |
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Anna Ganster as Alien Mom |
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Ryan L. Johnston as Stockbroker |
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Brian A. Bernhard as Sci-Fi Nerd / Howard's Voice |
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Mary Holloway as Suburban Mom |
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Suzy Hotrod as Rump-shaking Troma Babe |
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Vicky Voltage as Busty Troma Babe |
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Nick Rezabek as Lance |
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Richard Wein as Herr Schlieffenzingenmeckleheimer |
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Barbara Hubach as Boat Rower |
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Martina Ganster as The Vagrant |
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Ryan Morris as Disapproving Clown |
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John Seaman as Harley Warren (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") |
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Jeffrey Velazquez as Jeffrey Velazquez Randolph Carter (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") |
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Ean Murphy as Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice) |
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Oliver Ostroga as Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice) |
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Matt Renicks as Eric (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Glibulous Mongolota as Glibulous Mongolota Eric's Loser Neighbor (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Asteria Wofford as Beer Thrower (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Lauren Giddens as Recording Studio Producer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Mason Riley as Porn Store Cruiser/Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Matt Powers as Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Dusty Jones as Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Adrienne Maresh as Groupie / Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Justin Powers as Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Scott Krakowski as Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Amy Mattson as Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Melinda Mendoza as Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Melissa Mendoza as Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Kunst Nubile as Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Jaime Fuller as Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Devon Wells as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Mary Randall as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Jorge Llamas as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Cody Poole as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Keely Carter as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Wess Moeckel as Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition) |
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Mike Withstandley as Artist (segment "Remain") |
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Rhys Vaughan as Young Slava (segment "Alecto") |
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Tom Blackburn as Slava's Father (segment "Alecto") |
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Beau Dearden as Lumberjack (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
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Adam Armstrong as Carter Ward (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
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Anna Wright as Girl / Spawn of Yog (segment "Chaos of Flesh") |
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Susan Adriensen as Dr. Koalesca (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu") |
| Directing | Tomas Almgren | Director |
| Directing | Elias Argentiere | Director |
| Directing | Brian Barnes | Director |
| Directing | Brian A. Bernhard | Director |
| Directing | Chad Bernhard | Director |
| Directing | Grady Granros | Director |
| Directing | Justin Powers | Director |
| Directing | Jane Rose | Director |
| Directing | Simon Ruben | Director |
| Directing | Doug Sakmann | Director |
| Directing | Ashley Thorpe | Director |
| Writing | Elias Argentiere | Story |
| Writing | Elias Argentiere | Screenplay |
| Writing | H.P. Lovecraft | Story |
| Writing | Doug Sakmann | Writer |
| Writing | Robbie Simons | Writer |
| Writing | Tom Wontner | Writer |
| Writing | Gillian MacGregor | Writer |
| Writing | Brian Barnes | Writer |
| Writing | Brian A. Bernhard | Writer |
| Writing | Jane Rose | Writer |
| Writing | Tomas Almgren | Writer |
| Writing | Simon Ruben | Writer |
| Writing | Rebecca Finley | Writer |
| Production | Tomas Almgren | Producer |
| Production | Joanna Angel | Executive Producer |
| Production | Elias Argentiere | Producer |
| Production | Brian A. Bernhard | Producer |
| Production | Nick Danger | Associate Producer |
| Production | Rebecca Finley | Producer |
| Production | Mitch Fontaine | Executive Producer |
| Production | Marissa Goldstein | Executive Producer |
| Production | Grady Granros | Producer |
| Production | Biff Juggernaut | Executive Producer |
| Production | Dunstan Kornicki | Producer |
| Production | Ean Murphy | Executive Producer |
| Production | Hanne Nordhagen | Producer |
| Production | Joe Renz | Executive Producer |
| Production | Doug Sakmann | Producer |
| Production | Zafer Ulkucu | Associate Producer |
| Sound | Tomas Almgren | Music |
| Sound | Brian A. Bernhard | Music |
| Sound | Chad Bernhard | Music |
| Sound | Mick Grierson | Music |
| Sound | Joe Renz | Music |
| Sound | Tom Rowland | Music |
| Crew | Chad Bernhard | Cinematography |
| Crew | Amy Frazier | Cinematography |
| Crew | Kevin Freeman | Cinematography |
| Crew | Anna Ganster | Cinematography |
| Crew | Pat Homily | Cinematography |
| Crew | Toby Trackman | Cinematography |
| Editing | Ismail Ahmed | Editor |
| Editing | Tomas Almgren | Editor |
| Editing | Elias Argentiere | Editor |
| Editing | Brian Barnes | Editor |
| Editing | Justin Powers | Editor |
| Editing | Joe Renz | Editor |
| Editing | Simon Ruben | Editor |
| Editing | Doug Sakmann | Editor |
| Production | Tomas Almgren | Production Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anna Ganster | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Zombie Dong | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anna Ganster | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jane Maier | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Ismail Ahmed | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Rebecca Finley | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Kevin Freeman | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Andrzeji Szanjia | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Darien Train | Assistant Director |
| Art | Keith Weir | Storyboard Artist |
| Sound | Tomas Almgren | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Chad Bernhard | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Todd Erdwurm | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jeremy Jurin | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Zayed Kahn | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Roy Rogers | Sound Recordist |
| Crew | Tomas Almgren | Special Effects |
| Costume & Make-Up | Brian Kinney | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Joe Renz | Special Effects |
| Crew | Doug Sakmann | Special Effects |
| Lighting | Luke Blair | Gaffer |
| Camera | Jerrod Bogard | Additional Photography |
| Camera | Mats Ekblad | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Anna Ganster | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Christos Hatziioannou | Grip |
| Lighting | Hank Jacobs | Lighting Technician |
| Camera | Ben Jurin | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Hanne Nordhagen | Camera Operator |
| Lighting | Roy Rogers | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Zafer Ulkucu | Lighting Technician |
| Art | Elias Argentiere | Title Designer |
| Visual Effects | Raymond Zablocki | Animation Director |
| Production | Leigh Rousson | Casting Consultant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tomas Almgren | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Amy Spicer | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Todd Erdwurm | Songs |
| Sound | Jason Mullins | Theme Song Performance |
| Directing | Ana Torres-Alvarez | Continuity |
| Directing | James Cotton | Continuity |
| Crew | Martina Ganster | Driver |
| Production | Joel Bond | Production Assistant |
| Production | Mats Ekblad | Production Assistant |
| Art | Trent Ermes | Title Designer |
| Production | Anna Ganster | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Karl Leopold | Animal Wrangler |