C.O.D. (1981)
Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.
Director:
Chuck Vincent
Writers:
Chuck Vincent, Ian Shaw, Rick Marx.
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Chris Lemmon as Albert Zack |
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Nicholas Saunders as T.B. Dumore |
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Marilyn Joi as Debbie Winter |
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Carole Davis as Contessa Bazzini |
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Samantha Fox as Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula) |
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Ron Jeremy as Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt) |
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Dolly Dollar as Christina Werner |
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Corinne Wahl as Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen) |
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Andrew MacMillan as President Foster |
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Pat Finnegan as First Lady |
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Teresa Ganzel as Lisa Foster |
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John Otis as Leonard Dumore |
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Jennifer Richards as Lydia Wasserman |
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Richie Allan as Landlord (as Richie Allen) |
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Michelle Mais as Rita (as Michele Mais) |
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Michael Holms as Piano Player |
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Vera Lockwood as Albert's Mother |
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Joanne Baron as Rosalie |
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Olivia Pascal as Holly Fox |
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Bryan Englund as Cab Driver |
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Jack Wrangler as Leading Man |
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Kurt Mann as Director |
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Bobby Astyr as Witch Doctor (as Bobby H. Charles) |
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Robert Cook as Max |
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Thomas Bowman as Cheryl's Butler |
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Mariye Inouye as Maid #1 |
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David Lile as Bernie |
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Thomas Ruisinger as Gerald |
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Jeffrey B. McLaughlin as Henry |
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Craig Pierce as Fred |
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Jack Aaron as Don |
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Bill Culpepper as Ned |
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Melinda Tanner as Bookstore Saleswoman |
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Diane De Florio as Maid #2 |
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Robert Packer as Secret Service Man #1 |
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Dan Lauria as Secret Service Man #2 |
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Ski Lawrence as Secret Service Man #3 |
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Jake Teague as Senator |
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Michael Masone as Disco M.C. |
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Richard Aurelio as Back-up Singer #1 |
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Columbus Coleman Jr. as Back-Up Singer #2 |
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Don R. Richardson as Back-Up Singer #3 |
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Marc Bowen as Contessa's Butler |
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David Hausmann as Waiter |
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Louis Leccese as Executioner |
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Bill Nunnery as Hell's Angel |
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Juliet Graham as Amazon #1 (as Chris MacLeod) |
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Karen Bebb as Pirate Woman |
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Robert F. Riley as Gangster |
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Ron Lee Savin as Hun |
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Marie Scinto as Female Motorcyclist |
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Leigh Kavanaugh as Amazon #2 |
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Marianne Sägebrecht as Freda (as Barbara Hermani) |
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Peter Steiner as German Cab Driver (as Josef Rauch) |
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Otto Retzer as Kidnapper #1 |
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Chuck Vincent as Kidnapper #2 |
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Karl Michel as Kidnapper #3 |
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Josef Meier as Kidnapper #4 |
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Lynette Sheldon as Receptionist |
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Bill Karnovsky as Mr. Sol |
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Michael Coerver as Record President |
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Ira Hawkins as Frank Winter |
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George Minkallis as Truck Driver |
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Jeffrey Spolan as Fashion Show M.C. |
| Writing | Wolfgang von Schiber | Story |
| Writing | Chuck Vincent | Screenplay |
| Directing | Chuck Vincent | Director |
| Crew | Richard Waltl | Special Effects |
| Crew | Jery Hewitt | Stunts |
| Sound | Tomas Erhart | Sound Recordist |
| Crew | Deborah Watkins | Stunts |
| Lighting | Hayo von Zundt | Gaffer |
| Production | Erwin Maecklenburg | Unit Manager |
| Production | Otto Retzer | Production Manager |
| Art | Tom Randol | Assistant Set Designer |
| Production | Mark Silverman | Production Manager |
| Lighting | Michael Slovis | Electrician |
| Camera | David M. Dunlap | Assistant Camera |
| Production | Patricia Finnegan | Production Office Coordinator |
| Production | Schiela Mcglaughlin | Production Assistant |
| Editing | James Macreading | Editor |
| Camera | Franz Xaver Lederle | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Richard Eliano | Second Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Gollner | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Sound | Jeree Palmer | Vocals |
| Production | Greg Burkart | Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Toni Trimble | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Editing | Jay Wander | Negative Cutter |
| Sound | Dale Whitman | Sound Recordist |
| Directing | Mary Kelly | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Scott Eberle | Production Assistant |
| Art | Will Scheck | Property Master |
| Directing | Per Sjostedt | Third Assistant Director |
| Writing | Ian Shaw | Screenplay |
| Lighting | Craig Nelson | Gaffer |
| Production | Paul Berner | Production Assistant |
| Production | Bernie Noble | Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeann Carballo | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Marco Nero | Still Photographer |
| Crew | Richie Weigle | Mix Technician |
| Camera | Larry Revene | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Pusilo | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | James Amaral | Hairdresser |
| Directing | Don Simmons | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Ian Shaw | Music |
| Sound | Ron Carron | Music Arranger |
| Production | Bill Williams | Casting |
| Directing | Bill Slobodian | Assistant Director |
| Production | Wolfgang von Schiber | Executive Producer |
| Production | Richard Corso | Production Assistant |
| Directing | Siegfried Krämer | Co-Director |
| Art | Tom Allen | Assistant Property Master |
| Art | Tom Anderson | Assistant Property Master |
| Sound | Bill Heller | Music Arranger |
| Camera | Miles Strassner | Key Grip |
| Sound | Gretchen Whitman | Boom Operator |
| Production | Kevin Dowd | Unit Manager |
| Art | Robert Pusilo | Production Design |
| Writing | Rick Marx | Screenplay |
| Production | Chuck Vincent | Producer |