Mobsters and Mormons (2005)
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Director: John E. Moyer
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Mark DeCarlo as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman |
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Jeanette Puhich as Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman |
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Clayton Taylor as Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman |
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Scott Christopher as Michael Jaymes |
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Britani Bateman as Kate Jaymes |
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Olesya Rulin as Julie Jaymes |
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Jan Broberg Felt as Louise Means |
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John E. Moyer as Agent Tuttle |
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Michael Kagan as Angello Marcello |
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Jay Acovone as Jackie |
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Joe Maruzzo as Little Nicky |
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Frank Gerrish as Rocco |
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Dan Larsen as President Perry |
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Nathan Smith Jones as Agent Banks |
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Alex Nibley as Ryan |
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Kathy Varga as Ryan's Wife |
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Duane Andersen as Wood Shop Customer |
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Jose Bacio as Mexican Customer |
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Eric Bjarnson as Priest |
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K.C. Blake as Angry Church Member |
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Chelsii Carter as Chelsea Means |
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Christian Claflin as Bryan Jaymes |
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Joshua Claflin as Robbie |
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Clint Cowdell as Neighbor Ryan's Son #1 |
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Cody Cowdell as Neighbor Ryan's Son #2 |
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Holly Cowdell as Scrapbook Store Owner |
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Mark Cowdell as Scrapbook Store Owner |
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Steven Deveraux as Paintball Scenes |
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Jennifer Erekson as Laura Viahani |
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Nathan Fackrell as Jimmy |
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Ben Governale as Moustache Petey |
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Richard Alexander Hall as Pizza Waiter |
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Cassidi Loyola as Family Leaving for Church |
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Ethan Lyde as Young Jaymes Boy |
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Tyke Martin as Convenience Store Owner |
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Keith Ross Nelson as FBI Agent |
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Jacob Partridge as Family Leaving for Church |
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Joshua Partridge as Family Leaving for Church |
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Shaylee Partridge as Family Leaving for Church |
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Joseph L. Puente as Sunday School Teacher |
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Paul A. Rodriguez as Wiseguy |
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Shane Seagle as Paintball Scenes |
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Steve Seagle as Blue Paintball Team Driver |
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David Skousen as Restaurant Waiter |
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Lisa Spurrier as Scrapbooking Customer |
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Jarond Suman as Gas Station Clerk |
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Johnie Tolman as Deli Man #2 |
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Steve Winters as Bro. Moore |
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Christian Busath as Sunday School Member (uncredited) |
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Alex Gerrish as Ward Member (uncredited) |
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Rick Page as Tony Polizzi (uncredited) |
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Ryan Hamilton as Deli Clerk |
| Writing | John E. Moyer | Writer |
| Directing | John E. Moyer | Director |
| Production | Bonnie Allen | Executive Producer |
| Production | George Dayton | Executive Producer |
| Production | Kurt Hale | Producer |
| Production | Dave Hunter | Producer |
| Production | John E. Moyer | Producer |
| Camera | Elliot Cutler | Director of Photography |
| Editing | John Lyde | Editor |
| Production | Jeff Gerrard | Casting |
| Art | Kee Miller | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lisa Ann Thomas | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Dave Despain | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Matt Larson | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Joel Stevenett | Original Music Composer |