Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight (2007)
Captain Scurvy F. Dog, Proprietor of the Caribbean Pub, Entertains his Patrons with Tales of his Privateerin' Adventures. Flashbacks of the Captain's 8 Voyages include Encounters with King Neptune, a Mermaid, WitchDoctor, Island Girls & a Sea Witch to name a few... With Dangerous, Sexy, Gross & Often Hilarious Results! Set Sail in a Tall Ship Headed for Disaster on the High Seas! Witness SwordFightin', Cannibalism & Wet Wenches! Sing Along to Scurvy Dog's Pirate Shanties, Learn Pirate Proverbs, Codes of Conduct & Treasure Never Afore Heared Pirate Jokes! So Grabs Yerself a Tankard of Rum, Lash the Wheel to Stern, Jerk Off... Yer Boots & Socks, & Join Captain Scurvy Dog, Along with Seaweed Sally, Drift Wood, Cork Screw & the Rest of the Pirates & Wenches of the Caribbean in "Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" !
Director: Michael J. Elwell
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Michael J. Elwell as Captain Scurvy F. Dog |
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Elwood Carlisle as Driftwood |
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Tanya Moon as Island Wench |
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Deena Casiano as Neptune’s Daughter |
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Elizabeth Del Sol as Handsome Eddie (voice) |
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Suzanne Donald as Seaweed Sally |
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Vida Ghaffari as Gypsy Girl |
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Erica Simmons as Shyboy |
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Lisa Ann Medel as Island Girl |
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Angel Morgan Lane as Mother Dog |
| Writing | Michael J. Elwell | Writer |
| Production | Michael J. Elwell | Producer |
| Directing | Michael J. Elwell | Director |
