The Counterfeit Constable (1964)
An extremely funny film about a group of French rugby supporters who go to see a match at Twickenham and one of them inadvertently receives a blow in the mouth from someone else's elbow. In the process he loses some front teeth and needs to see a dentist urgently ... this is only the beginning of a long series of adventures befalling our poor friend who doesn't speak a word of English and who nevertheless needs to return urgently to France to get married in the following days sporting a decent mouth !
Directors: Robert Dhéry, Pierre Tchernia.
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Robert Dhéry as Henri Martineau |
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Ronald Fraser as Sergent Timothy Reagan |
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Colette Brosset as Lady Yvette Brisburn 'Vévette' |
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Bernard Cribbins as Bob, l'agent 202 |
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Mark Lester as Gérald |
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Catherine Sola as Nicole |
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Diana Dors as Self |
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Percy Herbert as L'agent Baxter |
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Richard Vernon as Lord Brisburn |
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Henri Génès as Gros Max |
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Jean Lefebvre as Le supporter saoul avec le coq |
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Jean Carmet as Le porte drapeau |
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Godfrey Quigley as Inspector Savory |
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Rosemary Dorken as |
| Directing | Robert Dhéry | Director |
| Directing | Pierre Tchernia | Director |
| Writing | Robert Dhéry | Writer |
| Writing | Pierre Tchernia | Writer |
| Writing | Jean L'Hôte | Writer |