The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Director: Richard Gale
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Paul Clemens as Jack Cucchiaio |
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Michael James Kacey as The Doctor |
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Fay Kato as The Mystic |
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Melissa Paladino as The Girlfriend |
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Brian Rohan as The Murderer |
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Richard Gale as Narrator (voice) |
| Sound | Christopher Brady | Original Music Composer |
| Directing | Richard Gale | Director |
| Writing | Richard Gale | Writer |
| Crew | Richard Gale | Photoscience Manager |
| Production | Richard Gale | Producer |
| Editing | Richard Gale | Editor |
| Crew | Richard Gale | Cinematography |
| Sound | Christopher Brady | Music |
| Crew | Tim Carroll | Armorer |