Diamond Zero (2005)
A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
Directors: David Gaz, Annelie Wilder.
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Bronson Pinchot as Bergerac De La Houssey |
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Tippi Hedren as Eleanor Kelly |
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Darin Heames as Lulu |
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Leo Rossi as Augustine Garza |
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Timothy McNeil as Dr. Simon Lockbuster |
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Richard Moll as Detective Jackson |
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Joan Van Ark as The Hemingway Diamond |
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Joseph Ruskin as Quentin Leeds |
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John Churchill as Detective Grubbs |
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Tuesday Knight as Lil |
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Van Epperson as Arnie Crump |
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David Ripley as Mark |
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Khadijah Karriem as Pamela Riggs |
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Alan Charof as Jean |
| Directing | David Gaz | Director |
| Writing | David Gaz | Writer |
| Writing | Kevin Poore | Writer |
| Directing | Annelie Wilder | Director |
