Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Director: Radamés Sánchez
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Axel Anderson as Siegfried Von Krank |
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Jaime Hamilton as Celestino |
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René Monclova as Best friend |
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Eugenio Monclova as El Vampiro |
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Amneris Morales as |
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Yvonne Caro Caro as |
| Writing | Radamés Sánchez | Writer |
| Directing | Radamés Sánchez | Director |
| Editing | David Moscoso | Editor |
| Camera | Carlos García | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Carlos Camuñas | Music |