Learning Hebrew (2013)
When criticism of faith is outlawed by the Politically Correct Militia, Bella and her group of idealistic cyberpunks take Darwinism to the door steps of London. But with agnostic thugs fighting in the street and atheist terrorists attacking the liberal establishment, Bella and her friends are driven underground into a dark existence where the future and past collide, allegiances are strained and old scores must be settled.
Director: Louis Joon
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Zoe Dorman as Bella |
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Dave Disaster as StudD |
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Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss as Phil the Philosopher |
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Takara Bell as Young Bella |
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Bonnie Blackhare as Maid Boo |
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Emma Joon Dyer as Terrorist Daughter |
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Polly George as Darwin Chav 1 |
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Victoria Gugenheim as The News Reader |
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Eve Young as Ashera |
| Production | Nick Box | Associate Producer |
| Directing | Louis Joon | Director |
| Writing | Louis Joon | Writer |
| Production | Louis Joon | Producer |
| Crew | Hugo Levine | Cinematography |
| Editing | Jerome Redfarn | Editor |
| Art | Hugo Levine | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Zoe Dorman | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Victoria Gugenheim | Costume Design |
| Crew | Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss | Thanks |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ryo Love | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Victoria Gugenheim | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Victoria Gugenheim | Makeup Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Victoria Gugenheim | Assistant Makeup Artist |