Slow Learners (2015)
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Directors:
Sheena M. Joyce, Don Argott.
Writer:
Heather Maidat
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Adam Pally as Jeff Lowry |
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Sarah Burns as Anne Martin |
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Reid Scott as Max |
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Catherine Reitman as Julia |
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Mary Grill as Beth |
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Kate Flannery as Principal Miller |
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Marceline Hugot as Joyce Lowry |
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Kevin Dunn as Darren Lowry |
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Megan Neuringer as Laura |
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Bobby Spears Jr. as Fellini Café Waiter |
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Peter Grosz as Dr. Mark Sonderskov |
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Christine James Walker as Hot Babe |
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Montana Marks as Sexy Dressed Student |
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Amy Londyn as Female Student |
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Francis Toner as Partying Teacher |
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Natalie Anne Pagano as Keg Standing School Nurse |
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Rebecca Anne Viscuse as Body Shot Girl |
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Chris Anthony as Good Looking Guy |
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Chase Hemphill as Al |
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Julie Mun as Carol |
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Sarah Van Auken as Ambivalent Girl |
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Gil Ozeri as Dan |
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Bobby Moynihan as Lenny |
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Cecily Strong as Amber the Ex |
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Schoolly D as Rapper |
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Angela Shelton as Michelle |
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Frances Callier as Robin |
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Devante LeYeom as Tyree |
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Molly Pace as Elayna |
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John Jensen as Johnny |
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Martha Stuckey as June |
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Pete Postiglione as Gary |
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Dave Ferrier as Paul |
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Mark Ogawa as Ricky |
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Daniel Reguera as Darts Opponent |
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Amanda Kay Livezey as Bar Waitress |
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David Prado as Bartender |
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Suzy Kaye as Carmen |
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Nikki Corinne Thomas as Pam |
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Christopher Dalbey as Wasted Guy |
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Amanda Damron as Diana |
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Michelle Mercier as Fun Girl on Bar |
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Sean LeeRoy as Good Looking Meathead |
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Chase Bowman as Guy at Door #1 |
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David Beaver as Guy at Door #2 |
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Matthew Andrews as Guy at Door #3 |
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Maeve W. Joyce-Argott as Maeve |
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Hollie Schwarz as Brunch Waitress |
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Greg Wood as Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice) |
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Thomas Leonard as Bar Drunk |
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Rachel Johnston as Model Date |
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Patti Davidson-Gorbea as Phone Message Stacy |
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Carlos Delgado as Furniture Repo Guy #1 |
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Lou Rosmini as Furniture Repo Guy #2 |
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Dana Kreitz as Lara |
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Charlie McDermott as Student in Guidance Office |
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Gary Ayash as Teacher in Car |
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Aaron Benjamin Miller as Random Guy |
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George Williams as Party Guy 1 (uncredited) |
| Directing | Sheena M. Joyce | Director |
| Directing | Don Argott | Director |
| Sound | Jackie Mulhearn | Music Supervisor |
| Editing | Demian Fenton | Editor |
| Production | Tammy Tiehel | Producer |
| Camera | Chase Bowman | Director of Photography |
| Production | Allison Jones | Associate Producer |
| Art | Michael Crenshaw | Production Design |
| Production | Edward J. Eberwine III | Line Producer |
| Production | Jamie Lokoff | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rita Squitiere | Costume Designer |
| Production | Allison Jones | Casting |
| Sound | Dov Rosenblatt | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Kathleen E. Kearney | Associate Producer |
| Production | Tommy Joyner | Producer |
| Writing | Heather Maidat | Story |
| Sound | Susan Jacobs | Music Consultant |
| Sound | Talia Osteen | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Brian O'Connor | Producer |
| Writing | Peter C. Swords | Story |
| Writing | Heather Maidat | Screenplay |
| Sound | Wil Masisak | Sound Mixer |
| Directing | Lauren K. McGarry | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Ashley McGarry | Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Andrew Burgh | Set Dresser |
| Directing | David Beaver | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Cody Cichowski | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Joseph Hennigan | First Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Shannon McKernan | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Production | Diane Heery | Casting |
| Camera | Ahing Huang | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Todd Rawiszer | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Aaron Hollander | Best Boy Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Alexa Rae O'Neill | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tammie Castagna | Key Hair Stylist |
| Art | Trevor Jenkins | Property Master |
| Art | Trevor Jenkins | Set Dresser |
| Crew | Josh Arnolde | Stand In |
| Lighting | Daniel Pennington | Best Boy Electric |
| Crew | Audrey O'Connor | Stand In |
| Sound | Joel Metzler | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Mark Schultz | Audio Post Coordinator |
| Production | Julianna Cossman | Extras Casting Coordinator |
| Crew | Jessa Lynn Casner | Stand In |
| Camera | Jacob Overholt | Best Boy Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tara Matlock | Hairstylist |
| Art | Doug Sakmann | Property Master |
| Camera | Britt Mock | Best Boy Grip |
| Production | Jenny Grace | Casting Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Teresa Castagna | Hairstylist |
| Art | George Sloan | Construction Coordinator |
| Production | Peter Kousakis | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Rob Holt | ADR Voice Casting |
| Lighting | Kelly Croke | Best Boy Electric |
| Art | Andrew Burgh | Assistant Property Master |
| Production | Ben Harris | Casting Associate |
| Crew | John Thomas | Stand In |
| Camera | Mike Gialloreto | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kelly Joell | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Doug Cashell | Stand In |
| Crew | Andrew Radomicki | Stand In |
| Costume & Make-Up | April Chatman-Royce | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Mark Sonderskov | Art Direction |
| Art | Doug Sakmann | Set Dresser |
| Camera | Chris Cazavilan | Key Grip |
| Camera | Casey David Johnson | Second Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ali Petre | Costumer |
| Lighting | Warren Renneisen | Best Boy Electric |
| Camera | Andy Hensler | Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | John Maresca | Assistant Art Director |
| Production | Jason Loftus | Casting |
| Lighting | Thomas P. Quigley | Gaffer |
| Sound | Cody Cichowski | Sound Editor |
| Lighting | Cory Lonas | Gaffer |
| Crew | Eric Houser | Stand In |
