The Size of Watermelons (1997)
Slacker art student Alex is suddenly inspired to make a documentary about his friend Gnome's campaign to "free Hawaii." While putting together a motley film crew and unexpectedly stumbling across the girl of his dreams, Maggie, he discovers that Gnome, along with the film's funding are nowhere to be found.
Director: Kari Skogland
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Paul Rudd as Alex |
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Donal Logue as Gnome |
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Ione Skye as Maggie |
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Donovan Leitch as Patrick |
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Marissa Ribisi as Lizzie |
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John Enos III as Leonard |
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David Lee Russek as Eddie |
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Adam West as Self |
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Tracey Walter as The Vagrant |
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Matt Koruba as Young Alex |
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Leila Johnson as Kim |
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Zack Ward as Skinhead |
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Richard Gilbert-Hill as Drama Teacher |
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Bernie Engel as Professor |
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Ed Anders as Bouncer |
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Io Perry as Bar Waitress |
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Loesha Zeaviar as Rachel |
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Jamie James as Jock |
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Françoise Robertson as Cafe Waitress |
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Christopher Reed as Dealer |
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Jeff Rothpan as Hotel Clerk |
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Stephen Webb as James |
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Allan Kolman as Vladimir |
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Jason Mason as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Jeff Cairns as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Curtis Lindersmith as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Joe Majestik as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Brandon Wells as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Grant Vanderslice as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
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Jason NeSmith as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
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Nigel Mogg as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
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Michael Anthony Williams as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
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Jesse Dorsey as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
| Directing | Kari Skogland | Director |
| Writing | Rob Stefaniuk | Writer |
| Production | Margaux Mackay | Producer |
| Editing | Jim Munro | Editor |
| Camera | Mirosław Baszak | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Ron Sures | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Kari Skogland | Producer |
| Production | Robyn Knoll | Associate Producer |
| Art | Lisa Monte | Production Design |
| Production | Robyn Knoll | Casting |
| Production | Judy Henderson | Casting |
| Production | Alycia Aumuller | Casting |
| Sound | Eric Cadesky | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Michael Petrone | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Larry Lerner | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Robin Winter-Young | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Bryan Johnson | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Gayle S. Ocheltree | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Mark Thomas | Script Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Matheson | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carolyn Bahen | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Christy Stout | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andrea Monroe | Set Costumer |
| Art | Nesdon Foye Booth | Props |
| Camera | Thomas Lee | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Mark Cumming | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Richard Gaul | Still Photographer |
| Crew | Ed Anders | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | Dave Ferguson | Key Grip |
| Camera | John Morgan | Dolly Grip |
| Lighting | Joseph Locherer | Gaffer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Danny Morrow | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Shevon James | Hairdresser |
| Production | Robyn Levinson | Casting Associate |
| Production | Jill K. Harwell | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Doug Johnson | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Cory Siddall | Boom Operator |
| Editing | Jim Stellar Jr. | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Jack Heeren | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Steph Carrier | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | David Evans | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Tom Bjelic | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Tony Currie | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Clive Turner | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Allan Fung | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | David Rose | Foley Recordist |
| Sound | John Sievert | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Gina Gyles | Assistant Foley Artist |