Chunky Monkey (2003)
Fitness fanatic, Donald Leek, indulges in a monthly Chunky Monkey experience with, someone vaguely resembling movie-songstress, Julie Andrews, who he's expecting at 7:30pm. His obsession with Ms. Andrews (and her posterior) is somewhat disturbing to say the least. Before she arrives however, he has to dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant, who has neglected to send him a Christmas card. He is interrupted by a peculiar assortment of unwelcome visitors, amongst them, Jesus Christ and a one-testicled self-made millionaire. Each one is as unhinged as their host, who retaliates to the intrusion in extreme fashion
Director: Greg Cruttwell
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David Threlfall as Donald Leek |
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Alison Steadman as Beryl |
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Colin McFarlane as Trevor |
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David Schofield as Frank |
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Nicola Stapleton as Mandy |
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Danny Nussbaum as Nuggett |
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Stephen Mangan as Pierre |
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Roger Sloman as Geoffrey |
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Elizabeth Woodcock as Gaynor |
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Emily Morgan as Julie |
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Joe Cruttwell as Young Frank |
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Mark Hadfield as Announcer |
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David Henry as Young Finalist |
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Avril Clark as Woman Presenting |
| Directing | Greg Cruttwell | Director |
| Writing | Greg Cruttwell | Writer |
| Production | Phil Hunter | Producer |
| Editing | Nick Follows | Editor |
| Sound | Tom Windriff | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Sean Bobbitt | Director of Photography |